User blog:KingCrimson2001/The Ritz Court

It was a day in the weird universe that the people from the aphmau wiki are from, and Love and Sock where watching tv

Sock: Hey Love?

Love: Yah Sock?

Sock: Where has Spino been lately. I haven't seen him in like two days

Love: He'll probably show up. Come on, lets keep watching legendary animoos

A breaking news report comes in on their channel

Robyn: Hello, this is Robyn the news reporter

Love: Wait, since when was Robyn a new reporter?

Sock: Lets just see where this goes.

Dabnz and Fox then walk into the room

Robyn: The police have finally found the culprit of all these murders. He appears to be a boy with a purple hat and white hair

Fox: Wait turn that up!

Robyn: He also appears to be holding some of his murder victims' families

Robyn gets a paper

Robyn: This just in, it appears the culprits name is Spino

Dabnz: WHAT, SPINO IS A MURDER

Sock: Huh, didn't think the guy would go that far

Spino on the tv: WHY ARE YOU CHASING ME, I DIDN'T DO NOTHING WRONG

Police: We know about the multiple ritz murders

Spino: THEY'RE CRACKERS

The entire group gasps

Love: HOW COULD HE MURDER INNOCENT CRACKERS

Sock: HES A MONSTER

Fox: HE SHOULD BE EXACUTED

Dabnz: Wait, we do that all the time, everyone eats crackers

Sock: We got to go see Spino in jail guys

Love: Lets go

The group goes to the prison to see Spino

Fox: *Tsk* *Tsk* *Tsk* Didn't know you were this low, Spino

Spino: Guys, get me out of here

Sock: Why should we help a cracker murder like you?

Dabnz: Guys, seriously, dont we all eat crackers?

Love: We'll see you in the court house, Spino

Spino: WAIT, DONT LEAVE ME HERE. THE GUY IN THE NEXT JAILCELL SMELLS LIKE OLD MILK

Prisoner: I took a bath of milk when I got arrested. That was two years ago

The police bring Spino to the court house

Cop: Please rise for the honorable judge Trini

The courthouse rises

Fox: Wait, when was Trini a judge

Dabnz: Fox, just role with it

Cop: You may be seated.

Trini: Spino, how do you plead?

Spino: NOT GUILTY TRINI

Trini spacks Spino with her mallet

Trini: CALL ME JUDGE TRINI

Spino: OW, OKAY

Spino's lawyer: I call Sock to the stand

Sock walks toward the stand.

Spino's lawyer: How do you know the culprit?

Sock: We are friends on a chatroom

Jury: ...

Sock: Thats it

Spino's lawyer: And has he down anything wrong to ritz?

Sock: HECK YA, HE FRICKIN TALKS ABOUT EATING RITZ ALL THE TIME, ALSO, HE-

Spino's lawyer: Ok, clearly this is the wrong person to talk to.

Trini: I would like to call Fox to the stand.

Fox walks towards the stand

Fox: *Clears thoat* Spino is a cracker murder. I watch him eat 30 ritz packages a day

Jury: *GASP*

Spino's Lawyer: OK, I CALL DABNZ TO THE STAND

Dabnz: Ok, for one, eating ritz is not a crime. Second, every single person in this courtroom has eaten a cracker before

Guy: By god, shes right, I ate a cracker this morning!

Courtroom: *GASP*

Dabnz: So, for gods sake, just let Spino go

Trini: I think we can all say that Spino is not guilty

The group: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY, WE KNEW YOU WERENT GUILTY SPINO

Spino: You guys called me a cracker murder two minutes ago

Trini: Spino, here is you hat

Spino takes his hat, walks out the courtroom, and eats a package of ritz

The End