User blog:SnazzySenpai/First "Kiss": Embarrassing Moment Episode 2

Has anybody ever had a "totally legit serious relationship"  in kindergarten or 1st grade? When you thought you met "the one" because he accidently bumped into you while playing on the jungle gym..

Am I the ONLY ONE who did this?

Well..

This is even more embarrassing now...

But anyways, I was playing with this kid at recess and then he asked if I wanted to.. Y-You know..

He was ROMANTICALLY leaning in..

OKAY FIRST OFF.

His breath..

*tosses breath mint*

I didn't know what to do so I just..

SMACK!

and no, that smack wasn't a kiss..

It was a headbutt..

(Dear Irene..)

I literally had no experience with this whole.. "kissing" thing.

Expect those awkward slimy kisses you get from your relatives..

C-Can anybody relate to that?

But yeah, there he was.. laying on the floor.. and a teacher rushed over..

She asked what happened..

He's.. He's having a seizure.

Aren't I smart?

So yeah.. my first "kiss" was just..

fantasic.

and now I get really squirmy whenever I'm around..

lips.

(faceplams)

But yeah.. I think I'm just gonna.. go..

and just.. casually go in my backyard and scream at birds..

even though it's 1:25 where I am..

mkay bye.