First Date!/Transcript

Aphmau: Kawaii~Chan!

Katelyn: Hey Kawaii~Chan.

Kawaii~Chan: Hey Aphmau~Chan, Katelyn~Chan! Ah! Aphmau~Chan, Kawaii~Chan wanted to give this back. Kawaii~Chan never got the chance to read the book before she saw the movie.

Aphmau: It's no problem at all! What did you think?

Kawaii~Chan: Much better than the movie.

Katelyn: I still can't believe you ship EVERYONE in midnight.

Kawaii~Chan: Speaking of shipping Aphmau~Chan, can we talk about my ship with you and--

Aphmau: NO! We cannot EVER talk about that! EVER.

Dante: For a small potato, she's got some spunk!

Garroth: A spud and a potato are the same thing, Dante.

Dante: I said she's got SPUNK.

Garroth: Oh. S-s-s-sorry. I wasn't really paying attention.

Laurance: You okay, Garroth?

Dante: Yeah, you're kinda off right now.

Garroth: Nu-no! Really, I'm fine.

Dante: Hmm...you know what? I don't think you are.

Garroth: Huh?

Dante: Every time we're around Aphmau lately, you've been acting weird.

Garroth: You can't prove that!

Dante: Yes I can! Remember that one time we were practicing potions in the library after school?

* Flashback*

Garroth: I have no idea how to mix these potions!

Dante: Carefully, that's how!

Aphmau: Wow, Laurance, you made a giant puppy appear! You're amazing!

Garroth: I CAN SCIENCE SMARTLY TOO!

Dante: NO, GARROTH, THIS ISN'T EVEN SCIENCE!

* Flashback end*

Dante: Or that one time when we were at practice...

* Flashback*

Dante: Garroth! Can you take it easy! I'm new to the baseball team, remember?

Garroth: Hehehehehehe, that's why I gotta be extra hard on you. You better watch out, or you might catch with your face next time.

Dante: Ugh, fine! This time I'll give it all I've got.

Aphmau: *Giggles* Laurance, that's a great joke!

Dante: Garroth, heads up!

Garroth: Huh?

* Flashback end*

Dante: Oh, and let's not forget--

Garroth: Okay, okay! I get it.

Dante: Why don't you just admit you like her?

Laurance: What? Hehe, no he doesn't.

Garroth: D-uh-Dante! Uh uh...uh..that's preposterous! I don't like her at all!

Dante: Heh, suuuure. Sorry, but I can see it on your face.

Laurance: Heh, Dante...Garroth tells me everything. He and Aphmau knew each other when they were kids, and just reconnected. So, of course, he gets nervous around her, he just misses her as a friend.

Garroth: Exactly! L-La-Laurance knows.

Dante: Hmm...alright, if you say so. I'm going to go ahead to class, then. Wanna review some notes before class, Laurance?

Laurance: Yeah. See ya later, Garroth!

Dante: Later, Garroth!

Garroth: Later.

Aphmau: G-Garroth! Hey!

Garroth: Uh-umm...I-I was wondering if I could ask you...

Aphmau: Huh?

Garroth: I wanted to ask you on a date.

Aphmau: A-G-Ga-Garroth?! A date?!

Garroth: Ye-yes. I'm...sorry, I know it's blunt, but I wanted to wait a few weeks before I asked you. Especially after what happened between us.

Aphmau: No, no! I understand. Um...does this mean that we're..?

Garroth: N-No! It's just a date, to get to know you. We're not like...going steady or anything. It's just us hanging out.

Aphmau: Mmm...w-where were you thinking?

Garroth:There's a festival in town I was thinking we could go to tomorrow.

Aphmau: Hehe, you know...that actually sounds really nice. I'd love to go with you.

Garroth: Really?! Great! I'll come pick you up tomorrow afternoon, then.

Aphmau: Sounds great! Well, let's get to class.

Garroth: Heh, let's.

Aphmau: Wow! I've never been to a festival before.

Garroth: Really?

Aphmau: I mean, that I remember...at least, hehe. Does this festival come around often?

Garroth: Yeah, it does actually! Everyone around the neighbourhood comes here. I'm surprised you've never heard of it.

Aphmau: Well, excuuuse me! But I just moved back here, hehe! Remember?

Garroth: Oh! Oh, right! My bad.

Aphmau: Hey, look! Cotton candy!

Cashier: Hey there, sweetie! Would you like a cotton candy?

Aphmau: Heh, sure! Two please!

Cashier: Here ya go!

Aphmau: Thanks!

Garroth: Heh, you really have a sweet tooth, eh?

Aphmau: Don't you?

Garroth: (Mmm, for cute things...)

Aphmau: Excuse me?

Garroth: Uh, n-nothing!

Aphmau: You sure? I swore I heard--

Garroth: Hey! Look over there!

Aphmau: Huh? Look at what-- *Gasp* FACE PAINTING!

Garroth: Uhhh...yes that, b-but I was talking about the caricatures.

Aphmau: Oh, uh, that. Right. Uh, because face painting is for kids anyway...*nervous laughter*

Garroth: Well, wanna get a portrait then?

Aphmau: Together?

Garroth: Of course!

Aphmau: Yeah! Let's go!

Garroth: Man, this line is long.

Aphmau: Mmm...we can come back if you'd want.

Garroth: We could...mmm...La-La...

Aphmau: You okay?

Garroth: Laurance is here.

Aphmau: Where? Oh, hey! There he is! HEY LAURANCE, OVER HERE!

Garroth: APH!

Aphmau: Huh?

Garroth: Shhh!

Aphmau: Is something wrong?

Garroth: He doesn't know we're on a date.

Aphmau: WHAT?! Seriously?!

Garroth: Yeah, he doesn't. Don't let him know.

Aphmau: I'm not gonna--

Laurance: Hey, Aphmau.

Aphmau: Laurance! Ha, ah, Hey!

Laurance: Hey, I didn't expect to see you and...Garroth here.

Aphmau: Same! I didn't even know about this festival until Garroth had mentioned it.

Laurance: Ah, I see. So...you guys are here together?

Aphmau: Garroth invited me to hang out as friends.

Garroth: Whew. I mean--yes! Uh, just as friends and nothing more. *awkward laugh*

Laurance: Oh, cool. I see you guys are waiting in line for caricatures.When you're done we should go through the carnival together.

Aphmau: Sounds great!

Garroth: (Whoo-hoo..).

Laurance: Awesome. See you guys around.

Aphmau: Why didn't you tell Laurance we were on a date?

Garroth: I was about to ask you the same thing.

Aphmau: *Sigh* No one really needs to know. We're not going steady or anything, it's just to see if we like each other.

Garroth: Right.

Aphmau and Garroth: *Laughter*

Aphmau: Huh? Uh, um...hey Garroth? I uh, I have to go to the ladies room.

Garroth: Ah, It's right behind that Photo Booth over there. You go on ahead. I'll hold our place in line.

Aphmau: Right! Be right back!

Laurance: Hey, Aph.

Aphmau: Hey, Laurance! What's up?

Laurance: I just wanted to see if you wanted to take a picture in the photo booth with me.

Aphmau: Yeah! For sure, let's do it!

* Photo Snaps*

Aphmau: Laurance...w-what was that all about?

Laurance: I've...always liked you. A lot. When I saw you and Garroth, back there, for some reason I...got the idea that maybe you two were on a date.

Aphmau: Laurance...I...I-I really like you too.

Laurance: I should've asked you first before I kissed you. I just really thought we had a connection and...I thought you felt the same way.

Aphmau: Ah, it's alright.

Random Guy: Dude, that artist is terrible.

Other Random Guy: Why do artists always get my nose wrong?! This is just...

Aphmau: Huh?

Laurance: That looks like...

Aphmau: There's no way...

Aphmau and Laurance: Garroth?

Aphmau: Garroth! What are you doing?

Garroth: Well, I was waiting in line when...

* How Garroth sees it*

Random Lady: Help! Help! Somebody stole my purse!

Artist: I can help you identify the man! If you'd tell me what he looked like.

Random Lady: Oh, perfect! Now let me just...

Artist: OW! My drawing hand...it just spontaneously got a broken bone!

Random Lady: Huh! Oh, no! Isn't there any artist who can draw this man that stole my purse? So we can identify him to the police?

Garroth: I can, just watch!

* Furious drawing*

* A drawing of the thief: Ross*

Police Officer: Well, thanks to this brilliant sketch I know exactly who the culprit is! You've saved the day young man!

Random Guy: Wow, he's so good at art. I want him to draw me.

Other Random Guy: No, me!

* Delusion ends*

Laurance: Okay, Garroth...what really happened?

Garroth: Uhhh...

* Flashback*

* Beep Beep*

Artist: Whoops, lunch break. Sorry, folks.

Random Guy: Hey, I'll give you twenty dollars to draw me and my pal.

Garroth: Twenty dollars? Deal!

* Flashback ends*

Garroth: And now people want my horrible drawings for some reason.

Aphmau: *Laughter*

Laurance: I think everyone discovered your art...

Garroth: I know, right?

Laurance: No, I mean...the line is gone.

Garroth:Aww, man.

Aphmau: *Continued laugh* Well, at least you're getting better.

Garroth: Thanks. Wanna see me draw Laurance?

Aphmau: Sure! As long as I can draw you too!

Laurance: Hey! I want in on this. I'll draw Aph.

Garroth: I got this.

Laurance: Watch this.

Aphmau: *Giggles* Move over!

* Scribbling*

Laurance: Not bad.

Garroth: Looks good.

Aphmau: I think we've all improved.

Laurance: Heh. Hey, you guys wanna get something to eat?

Aphmau: Sure!

Garroth: Let's go!

Laurance: Let's get funnel cake.

Garroth: Oh, I love funnel cake!