Talk:Table/@comment-27614263-20160115100224

ME: THE TABLE IS  NOT AS HOT AS THE FOLLOWING THING THAT WILL MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND, IT'S HOTTER THAN DIRT HOTTER THAN ANY BOUAT, HOTTER THAN THE MYSERIOUN GLASSES AND JUST HOTTER THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, EVEN HOTTER THAN ME (whitch is impossible) YOU WILL DIE WHEN YOU READ THIS. IT'S THAT HOT... CAN YOU GUESS WHAT IT IS?

Barney: Apple?

Me: ...

Barney: Apple?

Me: What??????????????

Barney: Apple?

Me: ?????

Barney: It fits the descritption pefectly

Me: OMG, it does and I didn't even think about it... But the thing I was thinking about was nothing... Nothing is hotter than this table

Adam: Butter is hottere

Me: ...............

Adam and Barney: That means two things is hotter

Me: No, nothing is hotter than this table

Adam and Barney: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT

Adam: BUTTER

Barney: APPLE

Adam: Your a monster

Ross: Well, if you think about it lava is hotter than this table, butter and apple together

Me: ......

Ross: Am I wrong?

Me: Nope, nope, I quit  *Jumps into lava pit*

Jess, Laurence, Garroth and every other living and dead minceraft dairies charcter and fan (Inclouding me): THE TABLE IS THE HOTTEST THING ON THIS PLANET AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

Adam: *Gets everyone in the office*

Barney: We're not as many as them

Ross: Don't you guys think this table is sooo hot

Barney: YES, SOOO HOT THAT YOU COULD KILL AND APPLE FOR IT *Wispers to apple in hand: I would never do that*

Everyone exept Adam, Ross, Barney and people that don't think the table is hotter than everything else: YAY!!!! THE TABLE WON AGAIN!!!!! (Ofcoure, the table always wins)