Aphmau and Aaron's Baby Son/Transcript

Intro music plays

Aphmau: sigh Well, it's finally starting to look like home. Just a little more work down here and then I can get started on the bedroom-

Doorbell rings

Aphmau: Huh? Who could that be? Coming! M-Melissa?

Melissa: Ah, good morning Aphmau.

Aphmau: W-What are you doing here?

Melissa: Zianna mentioned you moved into a new place. When I found out that you were moving in with Aaron, I thought I should stop by and see how you're both doing.

Aphmau: Huh? How did Zianna know we- ughhhhh Garroth.

Melissa: It looks... nice. It definitely has character.

Aphmau: Thanks! giggles Yeah, Aaron and I went shopping at Ikea a couple of days ago.

Melissa: ... Ikea?

Aphmau: Mmhm! It's huuge furniture store that's reeally big! And it's easy to get in if you aren't careful! giggles

Melissa: Yes... well, I came to give you a housewarming present. Here, a gift basket.

Aphmau: Wow, Melissa, thank you so much! Oh man, I love strawberries!

Melissa: I figured. They're always a sweet girl's favourite.

Aphmau: Aww, that's- clears throat I-I mean thank you very much. giggles Ohhhhh! Is this a small cheesecake in here?! Ohhhhh, this is the best gift EVER!

Melissa: laughs It was Aaron's favourite growing up. Thought you might like it too. Speaking of who, is Aaron here?

Aphmau: giggles U-Uh, no. He's at work right now.

Melissa: That's all right. Actually, I'm kind of glad he isn't here. I wanted to get to know you a little. Just the two of us. You are dating my brother, after all, and I hardly know a thing about you.

Aphmau: M-Me?

Melissa: Yes, you. My bother is something of an oddity, trust me. I did grow up with him, the brother I remember didn't like anyone or anything, except for you. You're the only person I've seen that's ever gotten close to him, and I'm his sister.

Aphmau: W-W-Well, I-I'm not that special. Really, really.

Melissa: You're too modest. laughs I like you, Aphmau. Well, I really should be going.

Aphmau: Really? U-Um Aaron should be back in the next hour or so, so you can wait here if you want to say hi. And, mabye if you stayed, you'd wanna help me move a couch upstairs? Hm?

Melissa: Uhh, no. That's alright. I really should be going. I have a few meetings to attend to. By the way, our mother sends her thanks to you as well. She's happy Aaron's found someone he can be with. We were all worried he'd be alone.

Aphmau: His mother?

Melissa: Now I'll take my leave. If you're ever up for it, we should get coffee sometime. See ya.

Aphmau: Yeah, I'd like that! See ya!

Theme song plays

Aphmau: Alright. Now, where was I? Hmm, okay. Well I guess it's time to get started on, uh, the bedroom? sigh This got a lot harder than I was hoping. Yup! I gotta stay productive! After all, I got a lot of work to do.

Doorbell rings

Lucinda: Hello? Aphmau?

Aphmau: Oh, thank Irene, a distraction. Lucinda! Oh, you have no idea how happy I am to see you.

Lucinda: laughs It's good to see you too.

Aphmau: Hey, what are you doing up right now? I thought you said you were a night owl. Dracula voice What are you doing out here with us day walkers? Ahaha

Lucinda: Actually, I came looking for some help! Are you busy at the moment?

Aphmau: normal voice Me? Well, pfft, no, no, I'm not busy, it's not like we just moved into the neighbourhood or anything!  laughs But joking aside, I'm always free for you.

Lucinda: Oh, thanks Aphmau, I knew I could count on you.

Aphmau: Of course! Whatever it is, name it!

Lucinda: Can you help me move in?

Aphmau: Seriously?

Lucinda: Whaat? You said "Whatever it is"!

Aphmau: You know, I have moving to do too.

Lucinda: Yeahh, but you have Aaron who's a hunk with muscles.

Aphmau: giggles Yeah, but you have cool magicks! Can't you summon some like, cats who can help you move into your house?

Lucinda: Psshht, magick doesn't work that way, girl!

Aphmau: Pfft! Alright, fine! I guess you are living on your own, I can definitely help you out!

Lucinda: Oh, thank Irene. I know you're busy, I really didn't want to bother you, but I couldn't find anyone else to help me.

Aphmau: None of the guys were around?

Lucinda: Nope, I couldn't find them.

At Travis and Dante's house

Dante: whispers Is Lucinda gone?

Travis: whispers Quiet! Do you want to get roped into doing more work? Ooh! Another text from Jaehee!

At Aaron and Aphmau's house

Lucinda: The work I have isn't that bad. I promise.

Aphmau: Of course I'll help you move Lucinda! What kind of friend would I be if I didn't help? And, don't feel like you have to pay me anything. Buut, if you wanted to give me a-

Lucinda: I'm not going to give any cat potions, Aphmau.

Aphmau: But I wanted to talk to my aminals! sigh Fine, let's go.

Lucinda: Great! So, do you know if there's anyone else that might be able to help?

Aphmau: Hmm, as a matter of fact, I do have someone in mind.

At Lucinda's house

Zane: Why am I here again?

Aphmau: giggles Because I'm your best friend! Right?

Zane: You are, Lucinda isn't.

Aphmau: Yeees, but Lucinda's my friend. Besides, do you want to stay at home with Laurance and Garroth?

Zane: Grrrr, point taken.

Aphmau: giggles Thanks for coming to help.

Zane: Why didn't you just get Aaron to do it?

Aphmau: Uh, he's at his job. You know, the thing you need to get.

Zane: I don't want to be an adult today.

Aphmau: baby voice Ok, Zane, we'll get you some cupcakes when we're done helping Lucinda.

Zane: grumbles Promise?

Aphmau: normal voice Promise.

Lucinda: Oh, thank you both for helping out, I have to say.

Aphmau: Of course, Lucinda! Glad we could help!

Zane: We?

Aphmau: Yes, Zane. We.

Zane: Just double-checking.

Aphmau: clears troath So, Lucinda, what do you need us to do?

Lucinda: Let's start by taking these boxes upstairs.

Later on, upstairs

Lucinda: Thanks again for your help, Aphmau, this would have taken forever to do if I were all alone.

Aphmau: No problem! These boxes are actually quite light!

Zane: Yeah... All that's left is that stack of boxes in the living room. Did you really have to stack it so high?

Lucinda: You know, I didn't expect you to be here, Zane.

Zane: I didn't either and if it weren't for Aphmau, I wouldn't be.

Lucinda: Well... Thank you anyway.

Zane: Uhhh... You're welcome, I suppose. I'm gonna start bringing that last stack up.

Lucinda: Be careful, some of those have my potions and spells in them. They're fragile.

Zane: Hmph!

Lucinda: Wow, you've been a real positive influence on him.

Aphmau: You think so?

Lucinda: I do. He's hardly the Zane I remember. He's actually talking to me.

Loud noise comes from downstairs

Zane: Ahhhhhh!

Aphmau: Zane!

Downstairs

Aphmau: Zane, are you all right!

Zane: baby voice Yeah, I'm fine. I just failed getting one of these dumb boxes down.

Aphmau: Uhh... Z-Z-Z-Zane?

Zane: What?

Aphmau: Y... Y... Y-You're, you're adorable!

Zane: Aphmau! You think- wait why are you all the way up there and I- oh no... I'M A BABY!

Aphmau: You're a baby!

Lucinda: laughs Oh man, ah, I didn't have any baby potions in any of these boxes. Zane, which potion was the one that fell on you?

Zane: Oh, I don't know, ALL OF THEM!

Lucinda: thinks K, that hasn't happened before.

Zane: Excuse me?

Lucinda: laughs I mean this should have been impossible. Ah, it must have happened as a bizarre reaction when all the potions collided.

Aphmau: giggles But you've got a potion to fix all of this, don't you?

Lucinda: Umm... Well... No. Potions that deal with aging are incredibly difficult to make and are very rare.

Zane: What?!

Lucinda: But, my mother knows. Just go and see if she knows anything about how we can reverse this. Aphmau, can you take care of Zane while I'm gone?

Aphmau: This is everything I've ever wanted in our friendship, Zane. Baby Zane!

Zane: Oh, Irene, why?! So, this is my life now.

Aphmau: baby voice Oh Yane, you're the adorable yittle-

Zane: Stop! I know how you get! Uhh, why me?!

Aphmau: You're a tiny adorable baby! And everyone knows that babies are amazing! Besides, normal voice Lucinda will have an answer after she talks to her mom. Now come on! baby voice Let's go! makes baby noises

Zane: Do I even have a choice?

Aphmau: normal voice, laughs evilly No.

At Aphmau and Aaron's house

Dramatic noises at every shot of a potential threat to a baby's life

Aphmau: We've got work to do!

Zane: What are you talking about?

Aphmau: giggles We're going to have the most fun ever for you, baby voice wittle Zaney-Waney!

Zane: Don't call me that! You know I'm not actually a baby, right?

Aphmau: Oh but I just can't help it! Would you rather I call you Zuzu? giggles

Zane: groans What are you doing? Why are you setting me down?

Aphmau: Relax! I just need you to sit tight while I baby-proof the house.

Zane: I'm not a real baby!

Aphmau: Really? Because you're sure acting like a baby now.

Zane: Hey! I am a grown man who understands what's going on and I- huh? Wait! Aphmau! Where did you go! APHMAU!

Aphmau: Here I am! giggles

Zane: How did you do that?

Aphmau: giggles You're so precious! Now, you stay here and play with this toy and I'll fix up the house a bit to be safe for you.

Zane: Hmph! I don't need no stupid toy! Gneh! Aphmau! It's cold in here! This board is too hard! The sun is hurting my eyes! And everything is terrible!

Aphmau: baby voice Sounds like somebody needs a nap!

Zane: What? No!

Aphmau: I think they do!

Zane: What are you doing?

Aphmau: Oh yes they do!

Zane: The darkness that feeds my soul has no need for your pitiable sleep!

Aphmau: normal voice Well, though. Lucinda said I get- I mean I have to take care of you. So what I say goes.

Zane: Well, I don't wanna!

Aphmau: This isn't up for debate, mister.

Zane: Make me!

Aphmau: That can be arranged.

Aaron: What's going on? Is that a baby?

Aphmau: Yup! It's our baby!

Aaron: What b-but we haven't-

Zane: Hey! Mind out of the gutter, mister! She's my best friend!

Aaron: Did that baby just talk?

Aphmau: He's our son!

Zane: I'm not your son!

Aaron: Is that Zane?

Zane: No!

Aaron: laughs That is Zane! What in the world happened?!

Aphmau: Lucinda.

Aaron: Potion?

Aphmau:  sigh Yup. I swear, she need to move on to using plastic and not glass. We were helping Lucinda move and Zuzu dropped a box of potions on himself. Aand-

Zane: Don't call me Zuzu!

Aphmau: Aww, he's so cute!

Aaron: laughs I'm a little jealous. She's all over you, Zane.

Zane: Not in a good way! That's it! I'm biting your ankles, Aphmau!

Aphmau: Aww, I think someone is sleepy and hungry! Aaron, this'll be fun, just like when we babysitted before! Remember?

Aaron: Oh man, I remember. Let's try not to get him stuck in a tree this time.

Zane: What?!

Aaron: Long story.

Aphmau: Come on! Let's get him some food!

In the kitchen

Aphmau: All right, Zuzu. I think it's time for a nap!

Zane: Yes mommy. baby noises

Aphmau: Aaron, he called me mommy.

Aaron: He's probably just sleepy. You guys had a long day. Go put him to bed.

Aphmau: Right. Come on Zuzu.

Later on, doorbell rings

Lucinda: Hey Aaron! I got a remedy for wittle baby Zane!

Aaron: Just in time! Come on, Aphmau took him upstairs.

Upstairs

Lucinda: Aww, look how adorable! Aphmau really loves babies.

Aaron: laughs Yeah, she does.

Lucinda: Even Zane. I mentioned it to her earlier, she really brought Zane out of his shell. It still amazes me.

Aaron: Yeah, she did. She does that. She finds people who need help and does that.

Lucinda: Well, here. I'll leave the potion with you and splash it on Zane and he'll be a grown adult again, or at least have the physical appearance of one. laughs See ya later Aaron.

Aaron: Yeah, see ya. laughs You guys get your rest.

Outro music plays