Halloween Party! PT.1/Transcript

[Lucinda leaves her house]

Lucinda: Let's see.. oh, we are going to need some decoration here..

[She conjures pumpkins into her yard]

Lucinda: Here..

[More pumpkins are poofed in]

Lucinda: [sung] Heeere!

[Pumpkins continue to appear along the yard, and down the entire street]

Lucinda: Oh- can't forget here too! Oooh, we are going to need them everywhere! [laughs] This is so much fun!

[Aphmau approaches]

Aphmau: Wow! Lucinda..!

Lucinda: "Amazing decorations?" I know, right? Girl, you don't have to tell me twice.

Aphmau: Uh.. ah, yeah, that. But.. what I was really getting at was the fact that you're actually awake this early!

Lucinda: I can't help it! It's getting close to Hallow's Eve, and I'm so full of energy for it! So, I've decided to conjure a ton of amazing decorations for the neighborhood Halloween party tonight!

Aphmau: Man.. That's pretty cool.. being a witch must have its perks!

Lucinda: Eh.. sometimes. It's not all glitz and glamour, I'll tell you that. But I do make it look good.

Aphmau: You sure do! [sighs] Man, I envy you Lucinda.. You've got such an exciting life! Plus, you're just beautiful!

Lucinda: Aw, Aphmau.. stop..! [giggles] So, tell me.. what do you want?

Aphmau: Want? [giggles] I don't want anything. Can't I compliment you on your beauty every once in a while?

Lucinda: [deadpan] No, seriously. What do you want?

Aphmau: Ugh.. fiiine, you caught me.. I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want.

Lucinda: So tell me what you want, what you really really want.

Aphmau: I want.. [whispers] Nothing.

Lucinda: Huh?

Aphmau: It seriously was a compliment! You need to hang around me more, girl.

Lucinda: [giggles] I know! It's just.. I've been so busy with my potion shop. It's only open during the night hours.. hence why I'm a night owl.. Sooo, these decorations, while perfect, might be a little off in some small way.

Aphmau: I see.. well even so, the decorations look amazing!

Lucinda: Aw, thank you!

Aphmau: Awwww, but now I don't get to decorate anything..

Lucinda: Awwhh! Here. You can set up the table with these pumpkin spiders.

Aphmau: [squeals] You're the best, Lucinda!

Lucinda: Go, knock yourself out! [sighs] I swear, she's a sweetie.

Katelyn: Lucinda!

Lucinda: Katelyn..

[old western showdown music]

Lucinda: Katelyn.

[more old western showdown music]

Katelyn: Lucinda.

Lucinda: Did you bring the strawberry puffs?

Katelyn: Only for you.

Lucinda: [squeals] I knew I could count on you!

Katelyn: [giggles] Of course! Since my Dad and Aphmau's Mom are on a date tonight I figured I'd ask him to make some so I could bring them over.

Kawaii~Chan: Whew.. For a second there, Kawaii~Chan thought Katelyn-sama and Lucinda-sama were gonna get into a fight..!

Katelyn: Why would we? We never fight seriously.

Lucinda: Unless Katelyn forgets to bring the strawberry puffs.

Katelyn: Ah.. right. Uh.. aside from that time. [giggles]

Aphmau: Hey Katelyn! Kawaii~Chan.

Aphmau: You guys here for the Halloween party tonight?

Katelyn: Pfft, duh! Wouldn't miss it. It's the best kind of party because it's near my house, so if I want to get away from anyone being annoying, I can!

Lucinda: [laughs] Unfortunately Katelyn, this party is going to be so awesome that no one can annoy you.

Katelyn: [forced laugh] We'll see. So, what are you ladies gonna be for Halloween?

Kawaii~Chan: [giggles] You'll have to wait and see!

Aphmau: Yeah. I want mine to be a surprise too.

Katelyn: Same.

Lucinda: Oh, you girls are no fun.. [laughs]

Aphmau: But.. Lucinda! Do you need any help setting anything else up? I'm totally free right now.

Katelyn: Same.

Lucinda: Of course! Come on.. Let's get setting up for the big party tonight!

[Aphmau exits her house]

Aphmau: [howls]

Aaron: Nice. But, uh.. you sound like a dying chihuahua.

Aphmau: [groans] Give me a break! I haven't practiced in a long time.

Aphmau: Huh?

[Aphmau turns around]

Aphmau: Oh! Hey Katelyn!

"Katelyn" (Kawaii~Chan): Hey Aphmau-senpai, have you seen Kawaii~Chan?

Aphmau: Uhh.. nope. I haven't seen her.

"Katelyn" (Kawaii~Chan): [snickers] Well, if you see her, tell her she's awesome and she can have all my clothes if she wants them, because she's the most coolest person ever.

Aphmau: Will do Katelyn!

Aphmau: Man, Katelyn seems to be in a really good mood!

Aaron: Wait. You.. you realize that was... [groans] ..never mind.

[Laurance, Dante, and Gene approach Garroth and Travis]

Garroth: Oh, there you guys are!

Travis: We've been waiting for you guys!

Laurance: Sorry guys, Dante and I were having a hard time finding the matching costumes.

Dante: Right..! But we did it!

Travis: What's the matter Gene? Didn't want to be a poower ninja?

Gene: [huffs] Sorry. Vampires and dark mystical creatures are more my style.

Travis: [deadpan] Oh how fitting.

Gene: [laughs]

Dante: Man, this party is awesome! Lucinda really went all out for this one.

Garroth: I know, right?!

Laurance: I only wish my baby brother could've stayed for it.

Travis: [awkward laugh] M-Maybe we should stay away from babies for a while..

Gene: Then you guys better not look behind you..

Travis: Hmm? Why?

[The four turn around to see a group of toddlers, running around screaming]

Gene: [laughs]

Lucinda: Let's see.. Apples are being bobbed for, musical chairs are going spooktacularly.. [satisfied sigh] This party is going great so far..!

Ivan: Well, well, well. Lookie who we have here.

Lucinda: [gasps] That voice.. It can't be.

Lucinda: Ivan?!

[Ivan approaches with two of his friends]

Ivan: Lucinda. Long time no see. I wasn't expecting to see you here so soon, babe.

Lucinda: Don't you call me babe. Also what are you doing here? I'll have you know this is a neighborhood private party.

Ivan: Mm, yes.. But the neighborhood is public property. [chuckles] Plus the sign over there says this is an open community event.

Lucinda: You aren't a part of our community.

Ivan: You don't know that. Maybe after seeing such a beautiful flower like you, I might wanna be a part of it.

Lucinda: [exasperated sigh] Fine! You can attend the festivities. But after that, I don't want to see you again.

Ivan: [to his friends] Guys, can you let me and Lucinda have a moment please?

[Ivan's friends leave the two alone]

Ivan: Lucinda.. babe.

Lucinda: [scoffs] I'm not your babe. Not anymore.

Ivan: Look.. I messed up. It was an accident.

Lucinda: Oh yeah, because me finding you kissing another girl was totally an accident! What, so you just tripped and magically landed your lips onto hers?!

Ivan: Lucinda, that was more than 7 years ago..! You can't still be mad about that.

Lucinda: WELL, I am! You were my first boyfriend and you.. [sniffles]

Lucinda: You broke my heart.

Ivan: I'm sorry.

Lucinda: [sniffles] No. No, I'm done here. Just go enjoy the festival and leave me alone.

Ivan: Lucinda..

[Laurance approaches]

Laurance: You heard the lady. Let her be.

Ivan: Who are you supposed to be?

Laurance: I'm her friend, and she doesn't seem to want to talk to you. You should leave her alone.

Ivan: [chuckles] I see.

Ivan: Well then. Enjoy the party you two.

[Ivan walks off]

Laurance: Who was that guy?

Lucinda: [sighs] Ivan, my.. [clears throat] My ex-boyfriend.

Laraunce: Really?

Lucinda: Yes! Yes, from years ago.. I don't want to talk about it.

Lucinda: Besides.. it is a Halloween party! It's no time to thinking about stupid mistakes that won't leave you alone! [forced laugh]

Laurance: Lucinda..

Lucinda: Come on, let's go enjoy the party!

Laurance: Hmmm...

[Laurance approaches Ivan]

Laurance: Hey. I need to talk to you.

Ivan: Oh. ..It's you.

Laurance: I don't know why you're here, but I heard what you said before. So I want to respectfully ask you to leave. Lucinda spent a long time planning this, and honestly, your presence is ruining it.

Ivan: I'm sorry, but I'm allowed to be here.

[Garroth approaches the two]

Garroth: Oh hey Laurance, I-! ..Uh.. Is everything okay?

Laurance: This gentleman was just leaving.

Travis: Wait, is this Ivan? Lucinda's ex?

Laurance: How did you know?

Travis: Lucinda told me about him.

Travis: [to Ivan] I've heard about you.. You really should leave.

Ivan: Seems like I'm infamous then.. [chuckles] Well I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'm not in the mood to leave.

Laurance: Oh? Then what will it take to get you to go?

Ivan: Hmm.. How about a little wager?

Laurance: Name it.

Ivan: Let's have a scaring contest. We'll pick a random party-goer here and whoever can scare them into screaming the loudest wins.

Laurance: That's terrible!

Ivan: That's my offer. Take it or leave it- I'll enjoy myself either way.

Laurance: [groans] Fine!

Ivan: Great. This is going to be fun.

Ivan: Now, let's see.. [clicks tongue] How about..

[Ivan points to Aphmau]

Ivan: That girl, right there.

Garroth: HEY, that's Aph-

[Laurance punches Garroth in the side]

Garroth: Oowww!

Laurance: We'll do it.

Ivan: Perfect. We have an hour to make this happen. Good luck.

Ivan: Oh, by the way, I'm a wizard, so I can use witchcraft to win this. [laughs]

Laurance: Darn it!

Travis: Why didn't you mention we knew Aphmau? This will just play to our favooo- ooooh, I get it.

Laurance: Exactly. I don't feel as bad about scaring Aphmau as I do a stranger. We know her like the back of our hand. We can get her to get super spooked.

Garroth: What will we do if she gets mad at us?

Dante: We'll tell her, "It's just a prank, bro!"

Travis: Dante, you're a genius!

Laurance: What are we waiting for? Let's get to it.

Aphmau: [sneezes]

Aaron: Bless you.

Aphmau: Thanks.

[Zane approaches in his mummy costume]

Zane: There you guys are..

Aphmau: Zane! [gasp] You wore the costume I got you!

Zane: Yes, I did. I really had no other choice.. I wasn't going to come to this thing.

Gene: Sucks to be you! [laughs]

Aphmau: Nice vampire outfit, Gene!

Gene: Thanks. I see you went with the werewolf.

Aphmau: It was an easy one for us to pull off. [giggles]

Gene: Well, you pull it off well. ..You know, I shouldn't be standing near you. Vampire and werewolves have a for-bitten love.

Aaron: What does that mean!?

Aphmau: [laughs] Nice pun!

Gene: Just wanted to make a come-bat-

Zane: Okay, we get it. Stop.

Aphmau: [continues giggling]

[Ivan appears behind Aphmau]

Aphmau: [squeals]

Ivan: Boo! [cackles]

[Ivan runs off]

Aaron: Hey!

Aaron: What in the world was that about?

Zane: Probably some hooligan who just wanted to scare Aph. It is a Halloween party after all..

Aaron: Still. Rude..

Aphmau: [shaken up] It's okay..! Besides, I didn't.. scare that easily.

Zane: Riiiiighht...

Aphmau: [nervous giggle] ..Come on! Let's go participate in the activities.

Laurance: Looks like Ivan got the jump on us.. Come on guys, we gotta scare her!

Garroth: Right!

[Somebody's Watching Me starts playing over a montage of Laurance, Travis, Garroth, Dante, and Ivan scaring Aph time and time again]

Aphmau: [panicked pants] W-Why is everyone trying to scare me?

Laurance: This isn't good, Ivan's got more screams than we do!

Garroth: U-Uh.. Laurance..?

Laurance: What?

[Garroth, Laurance, Travis, and Dante turn to see Aaron behind them]

Laurance: [yelps]

Travis: [in a meek voice] Don't hurt us..!

Dante: [panicked] It was all Laurance's idea!

Aaron: You guys better start talking.

Zane: Why have you been trying to scare Aphmau all night?!

Laurance: [sighs] It's my fault.

[music plays while Laurance explains the situation to Aaron]

Aaron: I see.. Well, why didn't just say so?

Laurance: Because we didn't want to involve anyone else or let anyone know what we were up to. We didn't want to get the word around to upset Lucinda.

Aaron: Well, if you want to scare Aph.. here's what you gotta do.

[Laurance approaches Aphmau]

Laurance: Aph, uh..

Aphmau: Leave me alone..!

Laurance: Aaron wants to break up with you.

Aphmau: [shrieks and starts sobbing]

Ivan: YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!

Laurance: ''Ha. Ha.''

Ivan: Fine! ..But this isn't over yet. I'll get you before the night is over.

Aphmau: [loud crying]

Aaron: Aph, Aph! I- i-it's not true..! It was just to scare you!

Aphmau: [more sobbing]

Aaron: Shh.. calm down, calm down, it's okay..

Laurance: It's okay Aphmau.. It was just a prank, bro!

Aphmau: [growls in frustration]

[Garroth, Laurance, Dante, and Travis are chased while they plead with Aphmau to calm down]