User blog:SnazzySenpai/IT'S NOT $1.39!: Embarrassing Moment Episode 4

Hello Dere.

I haven't posted one of these in awhile..

So..

I guess you got lucky..

something embarrassing happened over the week..

Oh Dear Irene..

ANYWAYS.

Me and my mom were walking into the store getting suppiles (for our vacay :3) and I started freaking out..

DING DARN KITTY CAT HEADPHONES FOR $1.39?!

SOLD!

But anyways, I grabbed them and before my mom could explain  that they were NOT $1.39.. I ran up to the cashier dude (who was so rood :c) and pulled out my purse..

does anybody feel like an adult because the own a purse/wallet?

Just me?

Okie..

I'm like:

"YO BRUH, LEMME GET THESE KITTY CAT HEADPHONES!"

just kidding..

I'll never be that cool ^-^

Reality:

"Hello Sir! May I purchase these headphones, please?"

(Dear Irene... I ACTUALLY said sir?!)

(My parents raised me too well..)

"Got money?"

OKAY HOLD UP.

THIS DUDE HAD HOOP EARINGS, A NOSE PIERCING, AND TATTOOS!

NO JOKE!

BUT ANYWAYS.

"Yup!" I pulled out my $1 and 39 cents..

"Umm.. "ahem* Ma'am.. It's $139.. Not $1.39.."

(Does anybody feel cool when you get called Ma'am/Sir? :3)

"wot."

"You're holding up the line, Ma'am.. Pay up or leave..."

SO ROOD! :c

So I stood there.. dumping out my purse.. contents onto the little cashier desk thingy.

All I had was $20, a unwrapped mint, my phone, and a nickel.

I ended up getting kicked out after I went to put them back, They thought I was shoplifting...

(Dear Irene...)

But yeah.

We now have to shop at a different walmart C:

and I'm pretty sure I'm wanted for "shoplifting..."

BUT ANYWAYS.

I'll see you Snazzy little weirdos later :3

mkay bye.