Great Teacher Zane/Transcript

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At the order desk at the maid cafe

Customer 1: Mmm... And... Can I get the cherry pie please?

Aphmau: Of course sir. Will that complete your order?

Customer 1: Hmmm... Yup.

Aphmau: For here? Or to go?

Customer 1: Hmm... That'll be to go, please.

Aphmau: Gotcha! Your order number is 13. Please take a seat, and your order will be out shortly. Hi! Welcome to Cookie~Kawaii~Maid~Cafe. How may I take your order?

Customer 2: Ah, yeah, I'd like a hamburger to start, please. But, please, make sure there is absolutely no-

At a table in the maid cafe

Kawaii~Chan: Is there anything else Kawaii~Chan can get for you gentlemen?

Customer 3: Umm... clears troath H-Ho-H-How about your number?

Kawaii~Chan: Huh?

Customer 3: Meep!

Customer 4: Uh... S-Sorry, my friend here is really shy. whispers He thinks you're really cute.

Kawaii~Chan: Uh thank you so much!

Customer 3: I-I'm sorry if that came off as creepy. It's just uh, you're a really great waitress and you're very cute. I'm just not used to talking to super cute girls. Sorry.

Kawaii~Chan: It's okay, Kawaii~Chan gets that a lot from both guys and girls. So thank you very much! giggles and then hums

Back at the order desk

Customer 2: Please make sure you keep that in mind, if I have any of that stuff, I'm going to have a bad time.

Aphmau: laughs Impossible, sir! Everyone here has a great time! Now please, take a seat at table 4. I've made a special note on your ticket order. So, no need to worry about the allergy. One of our maids will be with you soon. With your food, of course. Have a great day!

Customer 2: Thanks!

Aphmau: hums then sighs Ugh! So many orders! Huh? Wow, Kawaii~Chan, look at you! You're beaming brighter than usual.

Kawaii~Chan: Oh, Aphmau~Senpai, some cute guy just asked for Kawaii~Chan's number!

Aphmau: gasps Really?

Kawaii~Chan: Uh huh! He was trying to be super swav about it, too, but it totes failed! Oh, and he was blushing, too! It was so cute!

Aphmau: Congrats, Kawaii~Chan! So did you give him your number?

Kawaii~Chan: Nope!

Aphmau: Say wha?

Kawaii~Chan: Kawaii~Chan wanted to play hard to get since he's the first guy who's ever asked for her number straight out! So she told him she always gets that question!

Aphmau: But K-Kawaii~Chan, that isn't true, as far as I know.

Kawaii~Chan: Kawaii~Chan knows, but she doesn't want him to think she was a loser!

Aphmau: Loser? scoffs Kawaii~Chan, you're the best and most energetic maid in this entire cafe. You're always on time, and friendly with the customers and you make everyone feel welcome. How could someone think you're a loser?

Kawaii~Chan: Well, sometimes Kawaii~Chan thinks she's annoying.

Aphmau: Kawaii~Chan, you're not. Sure, sometimes you overdo it, but, you know personal boundaries. Think highly of yourself, girl.

Kawaii~Chan: Aphmau~Senpai is right but for now, Kawaii~Chan is going to take it easy. Mabye when the guy leaves she'll give him her number.

Aphmau: That's the spirit! Just, don't let it get to your head! giggles Now, there are a few tables. I made notes on each of the tickets, so make sure to review them. Oh, and there's one in particular you should really pay attention to. Now, I gotta get back to taking orders. Hi! How are you today?

Kawaii~Chan: Okay! sighs I wonder how I should approach that guy. Oh! Maybe I'll bring him a cheesecake with my number written in icing! giggles, in mind Ahh, I wonder if he'll call me. He said I was cute and he was really cute too! giggles Kawaii~Chan wants to start thinking about getting a boyfriend, but Kawaii~Chan doesn't know how. Hmm, oh! Mabye, just mabye I should ask Aphmau~Senpai for advice, she's got a boyfriend after all. Ohh, but she's known Aaron~Kun forever! Hmm, well it couldn't hurt to ask. out loud Hey, Aphmau~Senpai, um, Kawaii~Chan was wondering about getting a boyfriend and wanted to ask you-

Aphmau: Hold that thought, Kawaii~Chan. I just wanted to make sure you took the right order to table 4. That gentleman made me aware that he had a severe lactose intolerance allergy and could not have anything, like anything at all with cheese.

Kawaii~Chan: Wait, the guy with the cheeseburger?

Aphmau: Hamburger, silly. He can't have cheese. laughs

Kawaii~Chan: Oh no...

Customer 2: Ughhhh, I'm having such a bad time! Ugh, this is what I get for thinking I could have a social life outside of my job! Ughhhhhh!

Kawaii~Chan: Woopsies

Theme song plays: 

Wearing light shoes

Walking down to the shore

Diving head first

Into the ocean floor

Your dark brown eyes

Reflect fireflies

Slippin' bright nights

Gettin' me high on life

Theme song over

Boss: I hope you ladies understand this is a serious health code violation. You're both lucky that gentleman was kind and didn't sue the place. However, someone has got to be punished for this.

Aphmau: It was my fault! I-I should have made sure I took care of the order personally myself.

Boss: Uh, no. You were not his server, Aphmau, Kawaii~Chan was. You're getting a strike on your record, young lady.

Aphmau: What?

Boss: Now, Kawaii~Chan, seeing as this was your huge mistake due to your daydreaming and your inability to take your job seriously, sigh I hate to do this but I'm afraid you're-

A few days later, in Katelyn and Kawaii~Chan's living room

Kawaii~Can: crying Fired! I can't believe I got fired! Kawaii~Chan was doing so good at work, too! It was the best job ever! Now it's gone!

Katelyn: Oh come on, Kawaii~Chan, it's been a couple days since you got fired from the maid cafe. How long are you going to stay this sad? You can't keep being this over dramatic. Why don't you go do something productive like finding a new job?

Kawaii~Chan: Don't you think Kawaii~Chan tried that?

Flashback

Owner 1: I'm sorry miss. While your experience is good, you don't seem serious enough. We here at Olive Garden hire only the most responsible, capable and serious waiters of the highest caliber.

Owner 2: I'm afraid we're looking for someone more serious.

Owner 3: I need someone that's gonna look a lot more serious.

Owner 4: You are wearing a lot of pink. Pink is not a serious color.

End of flashback

Kawaii~Chan: cries

Katelyn: Well, maybe they're onto something. I mean, if you went to them crying like the way you are now, I can see why no one takes you seriously.

Kawaii~Chan: So-So Kawaii~Chan is a serious meif'wa?

Katelyn: laughs Good one, you're probably one of the least serious people I know.

Kawaii~Chan: cries

Katelyn: Ugh, calm down, it's really not that bad. I'm glad you aren't that serious.

Kawaii~Chan: Really?

Katelyn: Yes, really. I like you for who you are. Plus, I can be really high-strung, but whenever you're around, I remember that I don't have to be so intense.

Kawaii~Chan: B-But Kawaii~Chan needs to get abother job. How can she get a job if she isn't serious?

Katelyn: As a friend, Kawaii~Chan, I say this 'cuz I love ya, I honestly don't think you have a serious bone in your body. Really, you've been the same way since highschool. You can't just get serious. So... Just focus on being you. Oh, shoot, I'm gonna be late. I gotta get going. See ya later, Kawaii~Chan.

Kawaii~Chan: K-Kawaii~Chan can be serious, she just needs help. B-But how am I going to learn how to be serious? Oh! If only there was one person who was soo serious and can help me learn. gasps at the sight of Zane from outside the window That's it!

In the road beside Katelyn and Kawaii~Chan's house

Zane: Maybe she's like a T-Rex, if I don't move, she won't see me.

Kawaii~Chan: Zane~Kun! Thank goodness Kawaii~Chan found you! She needs your help, it's really important!

Zane: in mind Stay perfectly still.

Kawaii~Chan: Umm... No? Zane~Kun, Kawaii~Chan really needs your help!

Zane: Stay sti- out loud Huh? Huh? You need MY help? Huh... Not many people ask me for that.

Kawaii~Chan: Kawaii~Chan wanted to ask Zane~Kun if he wanted to help Kawaii~Chan be more serious! Zane~Kun is soo great at being serious! Maybe he could teach Kawaii~Chan!

Zane: Heh, well, I am serious. And responsible. But sorry, I'm not in the mood to teach you.

Kawaii~Chan: Huh? Why not?

Zane: Because, Kawaii~Chan, you haven't exactly been nice to me. Sure we've shared some moments where we had things in common... But I'm not exactly keen on helping you out. Now, if you'll excuse me...

Kawaii~Chan: Wait, Zane~Kun! Don't make Kawaii~Chan use her secret weapon.

Zane: Ha! What are you going to do? Tickle me? laughs Face it, I'm not even close to you to even care what you do. So go ahead, do your worst.

In Aaron and Aphmau's kitchen

Kawaii~Chan: Aphmau~Senpai! Make Zane~Kun help Kawaii~Chan!

Zane: This isn't fair!

Kawaii~Chan: Hahaha! I know your one weakness! Aphmau~Senpai, tell Zane~Kun to help Kawaii~Chan become a more serious person!

Zane: This is so stupid!

Kawaii~Chan: It's not! Kawaii~Chan needs to be a more serious person so she can get another job!

Aphmau: Kawaii~Chan, can you give me and Zane a minute?

Kawaii~Chan: Of course!

Zane: Well, that's a first

Aphmau: Zane, I'm not gonna make you help Kawaii~Chan.

Zane: You truly are a good friend.

Aphmau: But, out of all the people I know, I think you'd be the best person to help her right now.

Zane: I don't like where this is going.

Aphmau: Buut, you should only help her if YOU want to. Don't do it for anyone else. Not even me.

Zane: T-Thanks, Aphmau.

Aphmau: giggles You're welcome. Now, I'm going to head upstairs. I'll leave you alone to say yes or no yourself. I don't wanna be around for that or she'll just jump in make me make you. Now, good luck, little nugget! giggles

Zane: H-Hey! laughs Hmm...

Later on, outside

Kawaii~Chan: Zane~Kun! Well?

Zane: So, I've taken some time to think about your request and fine, I'll help you.

Kawaii~Chan: Thank y-

Zane: ON ONE CONDITION! You have to take my advice or else I'm not going to continue the lessons. Also, if you quit, you nver ask me to teach you again. Deal?

Kawaii~Chan: Deal!

In Aaron and Aphmau's garden

Kawaii~Chan: Um... Zane~Senpai? Is it okay that we're having class in the back of Aphmau's yard?

Zane: Yes, it's okay. She helped me set this up herself. Plus, she wants to help in any way she can. Now, let's begin. clears throat Lesson 1 in being serious: Drop the talking in third person.

Kawaii~Chan: What? But it's how Kawaii~Chan talks!

Zane: I understand that. However, some people find it annoying. I know it's a personal choice, but in a work environment, people prefer to be called mr or mrs.

Kawaii~Chan: Aww, Kawaii~Chan- Er, I mean I get it mr Zane.

Zane: Good, looks like you got the idea. Now, lesson 2:-

Kawaii~Chan: Ooh, a kitty, I need to pet it!

Zane: No! Control yourself, woman! clears throat I mean dignified people can look at a cat and can control themselves, you can't just leave your job to go pet a kitty. You need to learn self-restraint.

Kawaii~Chan: But it's so cute! Just one pet!

Zane: Okay, go on.

Kawaii~Chan: Huh?

Zane: This kitty here, mr Eli the third, is Aphmau and Aaron's child.

Kawaii~Chan: Cat child!

Zane: Same thing. In any case, go on and touch the kitty. See what happens.

Kawaii~Chan: Gets up and tries to pet Eli.

Zane: Hits Kawaii~Chan with a stick.

Kawaii~Chan: Ow!

Zane: You're touching the child!

Kawaii~Chan: Tries to pet Eli again

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Aphmau: Who's touching the child? Don't touch my child!

Kawaii~Chan: Who knew being serious was such hard work?

Zane: You're doing a good job so far. But we're not done yet. There are a ton of edikits we need to go over. Now, let's continue. When we'll be done you'll be the most serious person ever! laughs evilly

Later on, in Aaron and Aphmau's living room

Aphmau: Wow, Zane. I'm really excited to see how Kawaii~Chan's lesson went!

Zane: I think you'll be very proud of her.

Aphmau: Not only will I be proud of her, but you too! You actually helped her out on your own!

Aaron: Yeah, when Aph told me you were helping Kawaii~Chan, I was shocked.

Zane: Thanks guys. Now, Kawaii~Chan are you ready?!

Kawaii~Chan: I just finished up

Aphmau: Wow, Kawaii~Chan, you look so professional!

Kawaii~Chan: Thank you, Aphmau darling. I couldn't have done it without Zane!

Zane: You are most welcomed, miss Chan.

Aaron: Woah, she even sounds different.

Aphmau: Kawaii~Chan, this is such a transformation! I-I'm not sure how I feel about this!

Zane: Well, miss Chan put her mind to it.

Kawaii~Chan: Yes, and with much dedication and a wonderful teacher, I was able to pull myself together and forget my past ways.

Aphmau: Y-You have? Um...

Kawaii~Chan: Now I can join the work force and get a job.

Zane: Isn't she perfect?

Aphmau: I-I think I like the old Kawaii~Chan better. But, Kawaii~Chan-

Kawaii~Chan: Miss Chan, Aphmau.

Aphmau: Miss Chan, if this is what you want then I support you. Even though I'll miss you calling me Aphmau~Senpai. cries

Aaron: She's growing up! You should be proud of her!

Aphmau: I am, just, ah, it's so hard.

Kawaii~Chan: Aaron is holding Aphmau?!

Aphmau: I just don't like change this sudden.

Aaron: It's okay, I'll hold you.

Kawaii~Chan: They're so cute!

Zane: Oh no, I forgot to over shipping!

Kawaii~Chan: squeals My shippppp!

Zane: Nope, nope, nope! I worked too hard to get her to be proper! You know what? I'm done!

Aphmau: I'm so sorry Zane! I didn't know she was gonna do this!

Kawaii~Chan: K-Kawaii~Chan has taken the pictures for her drawing!

Aphmau: Zane! Help!

Zane: No! I'm done!

Aaron: Soo... Does anyone wanna order food?

Later on

Zane: So close...

Aphmau: Hey Zane? I think you did a great job with Kawaii~Chan, but, you know, she's a great person. Maybe if you get to know her a bit more, you can help her keep just a little bit of seriousness.

Zane: Heh, we'll see

Aaron: Hmm... Maybe Aph should take a serious class from you, Zane.

Aphmau: Aaron, you can be serious, hmm?

Aaron: Nevermind, she need some serious jail time for that pun.

Aphmau: Hey!

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