User blog:KingCrimson2001/When Two Worlds Meet (A fan fiction) (Chapter 5)

Fox: This is not good, guys. How the heck are we going to defeat them

Spino: I'm more worried the fact that these people just came out of nowhere. I mean, how did they get past the wall

Eya: Maybe they are titan people

Spino: Eya, this is the Minecraft Diaries Universe, not the Attack on Titan Universe

Sock: Guys, they are coming

One of the men in the army approach

Soldier: People of Phoenix Drop, surrender you forces, or you will die!

Myrr: QUICK! EVERYONE THROW TOMATOES AT HIM

The group then to throw tomatoes at him until he is knocked out

Zek: Well, that was easy

Fox: Now that is the true power of fruit, or vegatable, whatever tomatoes are

Spino: I think they are both

Sock: Really? AHHH- That's not important

General of the army: MEN! CHANGE OF PLAN! ATTACK THOSE PEOPLE

Myrr: Well guys, looks like we are in a war

Fox: I got a list of fighting musics

Myrr: Good, then we are ready

They group then pulled out there weapons

Spino: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!

They group charged at the army

Sock: I'll get the archers

Sock then aims her crossbow at the archers

Sock: HEY ARCHERS

Archers: Hmm?

Sock: I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!

Sock then shoots her crossbow at the archers, killing them all with a special gas

Swordsmen: WHY! YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT

The Swordsmen then pushes Sock off the Irene cliff.

The Group: S-S-Sock?!?!

The Jurassic Park theme song then starts to play

Sock then rises to the top of the cliff, riding Flappy the Flailing FruitLoop

Sock: FLAPPY!! YOU ARE A GOD

Flappy: KAAAAAAAAA

Sock: Spino, stop playing that music

Spino: Okay

Spino turns off the music

Sock: NOW! TINY LLAMAS.....ATTACK!!!!!!!!!

A herde of tiny Llamas attack some of the soldiers

Fox: Ohh, that reminds me. Spino, we should call our pets

Spino: Ohh ya

Fox and Spino then call there pets, ZongaZonga and Poppy the Bird

Spino: Well Fox, I think it is our turn.

Fox: Yess..

Spino and Fox decided to focus on the swordsmen group

Fox: NOW! FACE THE POWER OF TEH BACON BLASTER

Fox then blast a powerful beam at some of the swordsmen, turning them into bacon

Fox: SOMEBODY GET ME SOME BODY BAGS! I JUST GOT MY BREAKFAST FOR THE WHOLE YEAR

Spino: I'll get the body bages later

Spino: HEY SWORDSMEN! HEADS UP!

Spino then throws jarate on the swordsmen

Swordsmen 1: UHHH, WHAT IS THIS

Swordsmen 2: IT SMELLS LIKE PEE

Without them knowing, Spino charges at them and smacks them with his Boston Basher

Spino: Hey! I didn't miss this time

Medic: That is good

Spino: GET OUT OF HERE

Zek: I'll take out the axemen

Zek suddenly vanishes, and appears behind the axemen

One of the axe missed trying to hit him, but Zek was able to hit him first

Zek: I'm like a ninja, faster then them all

Myrr: Your not faster then the flash

Zek: THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT

Eya: Well, Myrr, Shall we do this

Myrr: Lets go

Myrr activates her special grammar power, which can create anything with good grammar

Eya: Myrr, make me a horse

Myrr: Got it

Myrr makes Eya a horse

Eya: Guys, cover you ears

Eya charges at the rest of the army, and pulls out a giant airhorn

Eya: REST IN PEPPERONI

Eya then plays the sad airhorn song

Soldier 1: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EARS

Fox: GUYS! I THINK I SHIP EYA WITH AIRHORNS NOW

Sock: WRITE THAT DOWN SO WE REMEMBER WHEN WE GET BACK TO OUR WORLD

The general of the army approach

General: *Clap* *Clap* *Clap* Very clever

The group then prepares there final attack

Eya attacks with her three dimensional maneuver gear, but she missed

General: You cant defeat me with something like that

Fox attacks with her claws, but the general keeps dodging until Fox is tired

General: Well, it seems kittie has claws

Zek charges at him with his spiky shield, but gets headbutted by the General

General: Well, it was a fun ride, BUT IT IS TIME FOR YOU PEOPLE TO DIE!

Sock: Guys, we can't defeat him, he is just 2strong4us

Myrr: You really got to put it like that

Sock: Like what?

Myrr: All meme like

Sock: WE ARE FROM THE INTERNET, OF COURSE I HAVE TOO PUT IT LIKE THAT

Spino: ...

Spino: ...

Spino: ... Guys, cover your eyes

Eya: Why?

Spino: Just trust me

The group covers there eyes

General: What are you going to do? Slap me to death

Spino: First, lets break you legs. Zonga!

ZongaZonga: RAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ZongaZonga breaks the general's legs

General: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! MY LEGS!!!!!!!!!!

Spino: Now that you can't move, you can't avoid this

Spino then puts on his purple Crocleather Slouch

General: What is that?

Spino: Now you will suffer the curse. THE CURSE OF THE PURPLE HAT!

The hat then drains all the life force out the general

Spino: *Salutes* Tell the devil, I'm coming for him next.

Spino then takes off the hat, and then faints

The Group: Spino?! SPINO?! ARE YOU OK?!?!?

To be continued