Not What It Seems/Transcript

Not What It Seems/Transcript
''-The episode begins with the wolf eating the dead body. Aphmau, Rune, and Simon sneak up on the wolf and attack it, eventually killing it-''

Rune: "THAT WAS AWESOME! WE SLAYED!"

Simon: "With the power of teamwork and corridnation! See, isn't great to work together as a group?"

Rune: "Totally! And that guitar bash move was SO EPIC Simon!"

Simon: "Thanks! It just felt natural, though I'm not sure my guitar can take much more of that. Aph, wasn't that great?"

Aphmau: "NO! Ugh, my sword is so bent! Ugh..."

Rune: "Yeesh, that looks bad..."

Aphmau: "No kidding...how did this even happen? I knew I shouldn't have partied with anyone..."

Simon: "Hey come on now, don't be so glum! There's uh, a blacksmith in town and I'm sure he can fix it right up!"

Aphmau: "Ugh...better be a pretty talented blacksmith to fix a bent sword."

Rune: "Welp, it's not gonna fix itself. Let's get moving."

-Aphmau and Rune begin to walk away from the wolf, but Simon stays behind, analyzing the corpse-

Simon: "Hmm..."

Aphmau: "Simon?"

Rune: "Come on, why are you dilly dalling?! Let's go! Can't wait to tell Captain Val about everything! She's gonna be so impressed!"

Simon: "Do you guys remember what the farmer told us about that monster?"

Rune: "Tch, ha! Yeah, that even the SENTINELS couldn't take down that jerk!"

Simon: "Why would a wolf eat the crops when the farmer had a bunch of chickens and cows?"

''-The camera moves away from the cave and puts its focus on the clinic. Braxton is tending to the paitents needs, and goes downstairs, where the skull shield and doctor are at-''

Braxton: "Is it always this busy?"

Doctor: "No, hardly ever like this."

Braxton: "I've never seen so many adventurers before..."

Doctor: "It's...very strange. They all showed up overnight."

Braxton: "Huh. Well, I'm gonna go run a few errands at the market. Do you need anything?"

Doctor: "I'll be fine, but you should be careful. And thanks for the help today."

Braxton: "Of course. Well, I'm glad I could be useful today."

Skull Shield: "You call that being useful? It would've been more useful if you were actually stabbing the paitents."

Braxton: "Yeah, sure, stabbing someone would really help, you idiot."

Doctor: "Excuse me?!"

Braxton: "Oh! N-Nothing! I-I didn't say anything, y-you aren't, I, uh...boy, it sure is hot today, right? (laughs) Well, I'll see you tomorrow then. Buh Bye."

Doctor: "Before you go, make sure you clean the bed pins and change all the linids. I'm sure we'll have a full house tomorrow."

Braxton: "Yeah,o-of course. Right, I'll do that before heading out."

Skull Shield: "(laughs) Yeah, good job, dingus."

Braxton: "Why can't you just shut up you trash lid?!"

''-Braxton picks up the Skull Shield, puts it on his back, and heads upstairs. The camera then turns to our favorite trio as they are heading to the guild. Simon is playing his guitar, Aphmau is grumpy, and Rune is crying-''

Rune: "(crying) Captain Valkuria hates us!"

Simon: "Oh come on Rune! Sure, she yelled at us for ten minutes straight, and made us feel horrible about being alive, but look on the bright side!"

Rune: "No Simon! There can't possibly be a bright side to this! She was SO angry with us!"

-CUE TO THE DRAMATIC FLASHBACK-

Val: "WORTHLESS! WHAT'S THE POINT OF USING YOU PATHETIC WELPS IF YOU CAN'T FOLLOW SIMPLE ORDERS?!"

Rune: "But Val, sir, we, I mean mam, we killed it!"

Val: "IT'S CAPTAIN VALKURIA! IF I WANTED A HEADACHE, I'D HAVE STAYED AT THE COUNCIL BUILDING! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"

-Now back to your regularly scheduled program-

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