High School Love/Transcript

[Laurance runs down the hall, followed by a group of 4 other students]

Fangirl #1: We love you Laurance! We're your number one fans!

Laurance: Oh, that's.. sweet.. [clears throat] So sweet of you all.

Fangirl #2: We love you so much, we even did this!

Laurance: Did wha-.. Oh my...

[The four Laurance fans take off their uniform tops to reveal "Laurance Fan Club" t-shirts]

Fangirl #3: Tada! We made on official Laurance fan club!

Laurance: How did you guys- what the- Did the school approve of this?!

Fangirl #1: Nope! [giggles] It's not an official school club.. It's just one we started on our own time!

Fanboy #1: To celebrate how amazingly awesome you are!

Laurance: Uh.. [awkward chuckle] Thanks guys..That's.. really nice of you all...

Laurance: Well.. Alright, see you guys!

Fangirl #1: Wait! Laurance!

Fangirl #2: Aww, don't go..!

Laurance: Ladies, ladies, please.. I just want to get to class.

Fangirl #2: You don't want us to be around you?

Laurance: It's not that, it's just.. sometimes.. I need some privacy...

Fangirl #1: For what?

[Laurance gestures towards the bathroom]

Fangirl #2 & #3: Ooohhh...

Fangirl #1: Right, right. You need your privacy. See you later Laurance!

[The fan club walks off, and Laurance walks into the bathroom]

Laurance: [sighs]

Garroth: Couldn't help but hear the fangirls outside.

Laurance: Ugh, It's just getting so annoying.. They're sweet girls, but- I don't wanna be followed everywhere I go..

Garroth: Then just tell them that.

Laurance: I can't.. It would break their hearts..

Garroth: Then I guess you'll have to live with it.

Laurance: I don't want to.

Garroth: Well, you obviously can't have both options. They're kind of really obsessed with you.

Laurance: Yeah, and so is like- every other girl in this school..

Garroth: Ah, bu-bu-bu-bu-

Laurance: ..Except Aphmau. I don't get it. Why does life work like that?

Laurance: You're interested in no one and everyone wants to get with you, but the ONE person you wanted to get with turns out to be the person that doesn't want to get with you.

Garroth: To be fair, she did like-like us but.. we kinda blew it...

Laurance: Yeah, I know. [sighs]

Laurance: Either way, we're past that. ..I think. I just wanna know how to deal with the problem I have now.

Garroth: The hordes of Laurance fangirls?

Laurance: Yeah! Why aren't you as popular anymore? The girls were just as crazy over you about a week ago, and now it's all about me.

Garroth: You don't enjoy the attention?

Laurance: I mean, I don't mind, but not all the time. I'd like to walk the hallways like a normal person too, you know?

Garroth: Yeah, I get it. That's why you gotta let them down easy, like I did.

Laurance: Please Garroth, tell me your secret.

Garroth: I told them I had a girlfriend and they've left me alone since.

Laurance: You have a girlfriend?

Garroth: [laughs] No, but they don't know that, so it works out fine.

Laurance: Maybe I should try that. But... I feel bad about lying.

Garroth: I do too. But it keeps me sane. So whatever works for you.

Laurance: [hums] I just don't know. What if I actually find someone I like and...they're too afraid to approach me because they think I have a girlfriend.

Garroth: Hm.. It depends on what you want.

Laurance: I don't know if I can.

[A meif'wa boy comes out of the stall with a Laurance Fan Club shirt on]

Meif'wa Fanboy: Hey, Laurance! Man, I think you're so cooool!

Laurance: Ugh, that's it!

[Laurance runs out]

Meif'wa Fanboy: Is Laurance okay?

Garroth: [shrugs]

[Laurance rushes to a bench in the hall and sits down]

Laurance: [sighs] Are things really gonna get this crazy? ..Tell them I have a girlfriend, huh..? Would that work?

[Michi exits a classroom and approaches]

Michi: Hey Laurance! Are you okay?

Laurance: [surprised] Michi!

Laurance: [relieved] It's only you, Michi. No, nothing is wrong.

Michi: Are you sure about this?

Laurance: Alright.. Something is wrong.. but its not something you can help me with.

Michi: Oh yeah? Why don't you try me?

Laurance: Do you really want to hear me complaining?

Michi: Why not? Michi's got nothing better to do right now. Nya!

[Aphmau walks through the halls until Ein approaches her]

Ein: How was class?

Aphmau: Eh.. It was alright. I'm not amazing at biology, buuut.. I am pretty good at it. Plus, it's really cool to learn about.

Ein: Speaking of which, I had a question about humans.

Aphmau: Shoot.

Ein: How far do you guys hear?

Aphmau: Probably not as far as werewolves. Do you guys hear very far?

Ein: Sort of, I think. We can focus on what we want to hear.

Ein: So for example: I can hear what someone murmurs from here to a locker over there, but that's about it. In our werewolf forms, its much more powerful.

Aphmau: I see. Speaking of which, I noticed something interesting. Some werewolves can show their ears, but others can't, right?

Ein: Yup, it usually depends on certain things though.

Aphmau: How so?

Ein: Well.. Two cases; one, a human has been cursed by a werewolf. Or two, you're the child of a werewolf and a human.

Aphmau: Cursed? People can become cursed?

Ein: Yeah.. but that rarely ever happens. In fact, it hasn't happened in so many years. But it has been documented before.

Aphmau: Really.. How come that happens?

Werewolf #1: Alpha! We need your help on a matter only you can solve!

[The werewolf sees Ein and growls]

Aphmau: Calm down.. Ein is here with me.

Werewolf #1: But he-

Aphmau: Yeah, yeah, he's the Omega. He's just my friend. Anyway, as the acting Alpha, I'm happy to help with any dispute!

Werewolf #1: Really? You'll actually come help? Awesome! Follow me.

Aphmau: Come on, Ein!

Ein: Are you sure? I-I can't..

Aphmau: Oh, come on! Remember, I need your help to learn more! [giggles]

Ein: Oh.. [chuckles] Okay!

[Lucinda goes through her study notes while Ivan digs through his locker]

Lucinda: Deadly nightshade.. frog's breath.. ugh! But frog'ss breath to the potion will make it smell bad.. I don't know what the answer to make it smell good is!

Lucinda: [groans] This test is going to be hard!

Ivan: [laughs] Lucinda, the answer is wormswart!

Lucinda: Oh, pfft.. duh! How could I forget that? Thank you darling!

Ivan: Anytime, babe. You know, you've let your skill with potions go quite a bit..

Lucinda: Hey, you have too!

Ivan: [laughs] I know! It's just.. at summer camp it was easier to focus on spells and potions when, that was, like, literally all we learned.

Lucinda: [giggles] Yeah.. Oh, witch camp was great! Especially because that's where I met you~.

Ivan: I know..! You couldn't resist the most handsomest warlock there, could you?

Lucinda: Oooh, you mean Brian? Yeah, he was a total hottie.

Ivan: Hey!

Lucinda: [laughs] Gotcha!

Lucinda: [sighs] Sorry.. I'm just nervous that for this test, none of my spells work..

Ivan: Pfft.. [snorts] Well, at least one of your spells worked.

Lucinda: What do you mean? Which one?

Ivan: The one you cast to make me fall for you.

Lucinda: [squeals] Awwhh, Ivan..!

[Lucinda kisses his cheek, both giggling]

Ivan: Don't you have a test to be studying for?

Lucinda: Maybe the most handsomest warlock can help me?

Ivan: Hmm.. Maybe he can. But I don't think Brian is here, so you're out of luck.

[They both start laughing, Ivan running off as Lucinda chases him]

Ivan: [through laughter] H-Hey..! Stop it- stop it-!

[Garroth stands behind a locker, watching Laurance being talked to by fangirls]

Garroth: Jeez... Poor guy. I guess he's just going to deal with it. Props to Laurance, he's got more patience than me.

Kim: That's what I like about him..

Garroth: Gah! Who are you?!

Kim: O-Oh! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to startle you!

Garroth: I didn't even see you!

Kim: I really am so sorry! Honestly, I didn't think you were going to hear me.. No one does..

Garroth: [clears throat] My apologies. You just caught me off guard.

Kim: Again, I'm really sorry.. I was just.. admiring him from afar..

Garroth: Oh.. I guess you're one of the Laurance fangirls, huh?

Kim: Um.. yes, and no? I mean.. I-I think he's cool! But I don't like him or anything like that!

Garroth: Uh-huh. Say, uh, what's your name?

Kim: M-Me..? Oh, uh.. It's Kim.

Garroth: Kim! Hey that's a nice name!

Kim: Thanks! I know your name, too- It's Garroth! Congrats on the girlfriend, by the way! It's all everyone has been talking about!

Garroth: [nervous chuckle] Yeah!

Kim: Uh, ah.. um.. Do you think Laurance will notice me, Garroth? [sighs dreamily]

Garroth: Um.. Uh, I, uh.. I-I don't know..! M-Maybe?

Kim: [laughs] Then I still have hope! [giggles]

[Kim runs down the hall]

Garroth: Whew, jeez.. wasn't sure how to answer that.

Werewolf #2: I told him Alpha, this is my frisbee and he could play with it as long as he gave it back!

Werewolf #3: Yeah, but I lent you my frisbee last week, and you didn't give it back! And this one looks strangely like it!

Aphmau: [groans] Here. I brought this one! You can have it. It's the exact same one, okay? Are we good here?

Werewolf #3: Oh, wow! That works!

Werewolf #2: Wow! She gave you her frisbee!

Werewolf #1: I knew you could solve the problem, Alpha!

Aphmau: [laughs] I did it!

[Aphmau and Ein walk away from the group of werewolves]

Aphmau: Ein.. is this problem common?

Ein: More than you think.. Werewolves enjoy playing frisbee.

Aphmau: Okay, good! Because ever since I've started taking on the role of Alpha, I've had like, five frisbee incidents! This is crazy!

Ein: Well, you might want to start resolving problems and not just getting everyone a new frisbee. [chuckles]

Aphmau: Hey, I'm trying!

Ein: Can I have a frisbee?

Aphmau: [giggles] What? No~..

Ein: Oh, come on!

Katelyn: Good job, girls! Keep up the hustle! We got our first game in about two weeks, so I want to see more progress!

[Teony comes up to the volleyball court]

Teony: Hey, Katelyn!

Katelyn: Oh, hey, Teony! What's up?

Teony: Well, I was wondering if you wanted to go shopping after school or something!

Katelyn: Shopping? Teony, I'm sorry, I can't, I mean.. I am right in the middle of volleyball practice, after all. Why don't you go ask Aphmau?

Teony: Oh, I tried, but she said she had something important that she had to take care of. Something urgent came up, and she ran off with some werewolves.

Katelyn: Oh, Aphmau.. I wonder what that girl is up to. She's been hanging around with werewolves a lot lately.

Teony: Yeah, I noticed..

Katelyn: Speaking of noticed... I've noticed you've become more interested in how you look lately. What's the deal with that?

Teony: W-What? Can't a girl worry about her appearance?

Katelyn: Huh.. Yeah, but see the Teony I know is more interested in her studies and books than how she looks. Is there something you want to tell me?

Teony: Ohh, Katelyn... Katelyn, Katelyn, Katelyn.. I just want to look my best while studying, duh! So.. I'm going to go and, uh.. Study! In the library.

Teony: Forget I asked you, about the uh, shopping thing, okay? Okay? Okay! See ya Katelyn!

[Teony runs off]

Katelyn: Hm.. weird question to ask. It's also weird how she's coming by practice more often, especially since she's taking this season off.

Katelyn: Hmm.. oh well. Teony's a cute weird one.

[Garroth watches Laurance talk to a group of fans before they walk off, Garroth approaching]

Garroth: Wow.. they looked sad. Did you tell them?

Laurance: Yup, I sure did!

Garroth: So you told them that you were dating someone.. perfect! Trust me Laurance, they'll leave you alone now. But the hard part is making up proof you have a pretend girlfriend.

Laurance: Oh.. [chuckles] I don't have a pretend girlfriend.

Garroth: Say w-..wha?

Laurance: I actually got a girlfriend.

Garroth: What?!

Laurance: Michi! Come here!

[Michi walks up to Laurance's side]

Michi: [laughs] Nya~!

Laurance: Garroth, I want you to meet Michi- my girlfriend.

Michi: [giggles] Pleasure's all mine, Garroth!

Garroth: Oh, wow! Uh.. Laurance, congrats! I didn't know you were into someone.

Michi: Michi has been into Laurance for a while now, and we talked things out!

Laurance: Yup! Oh- um, alright babe, sorry- I gotta start soccer practice. We'll talk later, okay?

Michi: Ok! [giggles]

[Both walk off]

Garroth: Wow! Didn't see that coming.

[Garroth walks back into the school]

[Aphmau gives out frisbees to a group of werewolves while Ein helps her out]

Aphmau: Ugh! It's just a frisbee! Here! Have mine! Have all of mine! [yells in frustration]