Frozen Outside/Transcript

Aphmau: *humming* *gasp* Oh my gosh, i-it's snowing! The weather forecast didn't say anything about snow! *squeal* *giggles* I have to tell the girls! Katelyn? *knocks on door* Do you want to build a snowman?

Katelyn: Mother of IRENE, Aphmau don't you dare!

Aphmau: *giggles* Do you want to go and...

Katelyn: Don't you dare finish that verse!

Aphmau: Play?

Katelyn: That's it! You're dead!

Aphmau: *giggles* Katelyn, I was just joking, please no! Oh my god!

Dante: Oh look! It's snowing!

Laurance: Really?

Garroth: Oh, this is amazing! I've always loved the snow during the winter. Zane, Vylad and I always used to play with snow back in O'Khasis when we were kids.

Laurance: You mean Zane had a soul once?

* Flashback*

Garroth: Hey Zane, turn around!

Zane: I swear if you throw a snowball at me, I will destroy the world!

Garroth: No, baby brother, I promise I won't, now turn around!

Zane: Okay Garroth, I trust you.

Garroth: *Throws snowball in Zane's eye*

Zane: Blaagh

* End of flashback*

Laurance: Well, that explains a lot.

Garroth: Hey! Zane had fun playing snow fights. He just didn't like it when he got hit with snow.

Dante: Hey! Aphmau is outside in the snow being chased by Katelyn!

Laurance: Nice try, Dante.

Dante: No, seriously! She's outside being chased by Katelyn with a coat on!

Garroth: Whatever.

Dante: Now Katelyn has Aphmau pinned to the ground! And it looks like she yelling at her "If you ever sing that song to me again, I'll eat all your food in the fridge.".

Laurance: You really have quite the imagination, Dante.

Dante: Oh, now Katelyn is making Aphmau kiss Aaron.

Garroth & Laurance: WHAT?!

Aphmau: No, no Katelyn. Please, please don't eat all my food in the refrigerator. I spent literally hours hoarding that stuff when I went shopping the other day. Please. Look, you can have my Twitter account, you can even have my room, but please, please don't hurt my food. Please Katelyn, have mercy.

Katelyn: Hm, can I have your Levi posters?

Aphmau: Um, ohh, no no, no no no no, anything else but Senpai and my food.

Katelyn: Heh, calm down.