Going Viral!/Transcript

Garroth: Alright. Keep doing it, Laurance.

Laurance: (struggling) Are we done yet? I'm not sure how longer I can keep this up and... It's not as easy as it looks.

Garroth: We just need a few more minutes of this.

Travis: (bursts out laughing) Planking? Are you guys serious?

Garroth: Yeah! You got a problem with it?

Dante: Planking is so old. It was popular in 2010.

Garroth: Well, we're bringing it back.

Laurance: Garroth... Are you still filming?

Garroth: Oh, I stopped filming a few minutes ago. (chuckles) Sorry, Laurance.

Laurance: Aah! (falls off fence) Oof!

Travis: You guys can't possibly expect to go viral with that.

Garroth: Says you! I, for one, think bringing back old trends is worth it. Hmph! So... Have you guys had any luck?

Dante: (chuckles) We'll have you know that a video we posted yesterday has 10 whole views!

Travis: Yeah! And someone made a comment aside from "first"!

Laurance: Really?

Travis: Yeah! They said, "Nice vid".

Garroth: Did it have a smiley face on it?

Travis: No, but--

Garroth: Ha! I knew it! They didn't really mean it, then!

Dante: And how many views did your doctor vid get?

Laurance: Three...

Garroth: But someone left a comment that said, "That guy looks good in a dress"! And it had a smiley face!

Dante: Darn it! We're tied.

Aphmau: (giggles) What are you dorks doing?

Travis: Aphmau, hun... Get a load of this. Garroth and Laurance... (whispers) Are planking.

Both: (burst out laughing)

Katelyn: (laughing) That's so 2010!

Aphmau: (laughing) That's so old!

Both: (laughing)

Katelyn: (laughs; snorts)

Aphmau: (laughing) Oh, that's a good one!

Laurance: (mockingly) "That's so 2010!" Meh, meh, meh!

Garroth: (sassily) Retro is in.

Katelyn: (chuckles) Not that kind of retro.

Aphmau: (giggles) Besides, I don't even think that's retro at all. Retro is, like, pre-2000's.

Garroth: So, you guys don't think it would go viral?

Katelyn: Viral? Why would you want to go viral?

Laurance: Well, long story short, we were watching the video that Aphmau sent to us.

Aphmau: (squeals) Aah! It's a good one!

[Flashback.]

Man: (singing) ♪ I have a pen ♪

♪ I have an apple ♪

♪ Apple pen ♪

Dante: I don't get it.

Travis: (scoffs) I can do that!

Garroth: It's catchy. I can see why Aph likes it.

Laurance: This guy has a certain charm. I like his mustache.

Travis: (imitating video) ♪ I have a pens ♪

♪ I have a apples ♪

Garroth: You don't have pineapples, though.

Travis: (same tone of voice) ♪ I'll go get some! ♪

Laurance: Going viral isn't easy. Sometimes it depends on the time and place.

Travis: I bet we could go viral.

Dante: We totally could!

Garroth: You guys? Ha! Good luck!

Dante: Is that a challenge?

Laurance: It is now!

[End of Flashback.]

Laurance: That's basically what happened.

Katelyn: So you guys are making channels on YouTube and just posting random vids, hoping one of them goes viral?

Dante: Exactly! We're trying to see who can get the most views within the week.

Travis: It's like this, my sweet blueberry. (clears throat) You see, there are people who post everyday called YouTubers. And they make, like... Mmm. One dollar per view.

Aphmau: (laughs) No, they don't. That is a total lie.

Travis: And how do you know?

Aphmau: I... Just know. I've looked into this stuff before.

Travis: Uh-huh...

Dante: Aph, why don't you just let us handle the viral stuff? We got this!

Aphmau: (chuckles) What, you don't think I can go viral?

Garroth: No offense, but... None of you stand a chance. (giggles)

Dante: (chuckles) Yeah. We're hilarious compared to you guys.

Aphmau: (scoffs) Fine. Well, guess what? Challenge accepted.

Katelyn: You know, I'm willing to bet anyone on this street can go viral more so than you guys. Just for that, I'm willing to prove it.

Travis: (scoffs) What you gonna do?

Katelyn: Well, first off, I'm going to extend the invite to everyone on the street. Just in case I fail, someone else can put you guys in your place.

Dante: (scoffs) That'll be the day. Who else would want to--?

[Multiple phone text alerts.]

Katelyn: Huh... Looks like a lot of people we know would want to. Like I was saying, just so you guys know, there are so many different types of videos on YouTube. You don't have to be funny. You can be witty, informative, or just... Cool. You know, some of those qualities you guys don't possess? (chuckles) See ya!

Aphmau: (off-screen) Oh, man! I felt that burn all the way from over here!

Travis: Gentlemen... We have work to do.

Garroth: Come on, Laurance!

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