User blog:SnazzySenpai/Here Comes The Bride.. All Dressed In Green~!: Embarrassing Moment Episode 3

Oh Dear Irene..

I don't know if I can even talk about this one..

.......

Oh well!

Let's just get this EMBARRASSMENT started, shall we?

When I was 7, I was invited to my aunt's wedding.

OKAY FIRST OFF.

When the wedding date actually came, My mom practically had to use THE JAWS OF LIFE to get me out into the car.

I hate weddings.

Just get to the wedding cake already!

BUT ANYWAYS.

When we got there, I changed into the flower girl dress.

(Which had an ADORABLE pink bow on it~!)

My aunt was getting dressed.

I was mad..

Because she looked PRETTIER than me!

BUT THEN I DID THIS.

I was signing a card for her:

"Congrats on the wedding~!"

Everybody in my family had signed it, so it was my turn.

I took the green ink pen from my mom, Then my aunt came up.

She wasn't supposed to see it until AFTER everybody had signed it.

So I did the first STUPID thing that came into my mind:

I threw the pen at her. (which I was chewing on earlier...)

It exploded all over her beautiful white dress.

Since she didn't really have a.. replacement wedding dress just laying around somewhere..

So she had to walk down the aisle in her (not longer white) green wedding dress.

While everybody stared..

(Dear Irene..)

And yes, this ACTUALLY happened..

So...

I think I'm gonna go..

chew on a pen...

for memories.

mkay bye.