User blog:SnazzySenpai/Hide and Pee: Embarrassing Moment Episode 1

Does anybody remember those "adult parties" you were forced to go to? The ones where you think your gonna steal all the food and dance but just get dumped off in a room full of strangers. Then your mom says "Kay~ Time to play~ Have fun kiddos~!"

(Dear Irene that has happened WAYYY to many times...)

OK SO ONE TIME.

I decided "well, I'm trapped here.. might as well make the best of it." So I suggested to some TOTAL STRANGERS that we should play hide and seek. They argreed and somebody counted. I ran for the bathrooms and hid behind the shower curtain.

(And Dear Irene there was hair in the drain.. just.. sitting there like.. Sup bruh *flips on shades* as it tickled my legs...)

Everywhere else I couldn't fit and was too obvious. So I stayed hidden.

Worse life choice ever.

I heard the door open (and I casually started flipping out..) but then, in utter horror, I heard it lock.

Meaning, it WASN'T a seeker.

Just somebody seeking to use the toilet.

So here I was, casually squatting on the shower floor..

listening to a dude just.. pee. Like, It was just.. all up in my ears. and I'm just here like "'''Heyyyy.. What's the most non-creepy way to escape while making it not look like I was just.. in here for the pleasure of hearing this man pee...?" '''

the whole time I was PRAYING to Irene for him NOT just to "OH! RANDOM SHOWER CHECK!" and pull back the curtain. And I really don't think I've ever been so PLEASED to hear a toilet flush before.

So after that, I just walked out. (and, this dude didn't even wash his hands!) and flopped on the floor like I was dying or something.. and just stopped playing...

for 3 years in fact.

So I hope you..

found that amusing... in some.. weird way.

Tell me any horrfic hide and seek stories down below! ^-^

I think I'm gonna go.. casually sqaut in the shower for a few minutes..

for memories.

mkay bye.