Aphmau Sick/Transcript

Aphmau: Hmm... (giggles; to herself) It's chore day for Aaron, but I'm going to surprise him with a complete day off. (chuckles) It'll be the perfect day for him! (cleans entire kitchen) Nice! Huh? It's only 7:15 am? Ugh, that means I only have 45 minutes until Aaron wakes up! Uh... How can I make this day even more perfect for him? Hmm... Ah! I know! (cooks breakfast; sing-song) Breakfast in bed~!

[Pets bark and meow.]

Aphmau: Hey, don't think I forgot about you guys, too. Here! (gives them food)

[Pets bark and meow.]

Aphmau: (chuckles)

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Aphmau: (giggles) Now, time to wake him up with my most angelic voice. (clears throat) Hey, loser, wake your face up!

Aaron: (startles) Aah! You're such a... Brat?

Aphmau: (giggles) Surprise!

Aaron: You made this for me?

Aphmau: Yup!

Aaron: Oh, babe... This is so sweet. You didn't have to.

Aphmau: No, I insist. Honestly, today I wanted to spend with you instead of you having to do chores and stuff.

Aaron: That's... Disgustingly romantic.

Aphmau: (smooth voice) I know.

Aaron: I'd say 'I love you' right now, but that would be way too sweet.

Aphmau: As sweet as your smile?

Aaron: We don't have any mouths.

Aphmau: (whispers) You're ruining the moment.

Aaron: (chuckles) But really... This is awesome. Thank you.

Aphmau: (giggles) You're welcome. Now, I want today to be perfect for you and I. So sit back, relax, and-- (sneezes)

Aaron: Bless you.

Aphmau: Whew. Thank you. (sniffles) Sorry, something must have gotten into my-- (sneezes)

Aaron: Are you okay?

Aphmau: Yeah, sorry. Oh, I'm sorry, hay fever must just be really-- (sneezes; faints)

Aaron: Aph!

Aphmau: (groans)

Aaron: Aph, you're burning up.

Aphmau: (weakly) Are you saying that I'm hot?

Aaron: No! I mean-- Ugh-- You're sick.

Aphmau: (weakly) No, I can't be sick! Today is perfect...

Aaron: (chuckles) Let's get you some rest.

Aphmau: (weakly) No! At least eat your pancakes first.

Aaron: Uh, you just sneezed all over them.

Aphmau: (weakly) No. No, I didn't. Just-- Just-- Just give them a try.

Aaron: Mmm! (makes eating noises; throws pancakes out the window) Oh, they were delicious!

[Thud.]

Aphmau: (weakly) Yay!

Travis: Dante, look! Free pancakes!

Dante: Ugh, Travis, that's gross! Those have been on the ground! We can't film that for our vid!

Travis: Aww... I was just hungry-ies.

Dante: I'll make you some pancakes when we get home. We'll cure your hungry-ies.

Travis: (whines) Fine...

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♪ Wearing light shoes ♪

♪ Walking down the shore ♪

♪ Diving head first down to the ocean floor ♪

♪ Your dark brown eyes reflect fireflies ♪