Living with Aphmau/Transcript


 * Music

Garroth: Coffee Laurance?

Laurance: Yes please.

Garroth: One sugar or two?

Laurance: Oh Garroth, you're enough sugar already.

Garroth: *giggles* Oh, honey bear.

Zane: Ugh, your friendship is sickening enough.

Laurance: Jealous?

Zane: Hardly.

Garroth: What? Haven't you ever joked with Aphmau, Zane?

Zane: Of course I have but not like whatever THAT was.

Laurance: That's a lie.

Zane: It's not!

Garroth: *laughs* Zane, what's with those pyjamas?

Zane: What?

Laurance: That's a little wierd. *laughs*

Zane: *blushing* H-Hey! Aphmau made these for me! Her and Aaron were joking about how I always have to declare she's my best friend when talking about her. She got this for me as a joke!

Garroth: It's just- *laughs*

Zane: A-Aaron has a set with her chibi face on it too!

* Garroth and Laurance laugh*

Garroth: I want a set now.

Zane: Can we change the subject?

Laurance: W-W-What could possibly be better than this? *laughs*

Zane: Better? BETTER? You mean worse! Just look at this place!

Garroth: What about it?

Zane: This place is a complete wreck! We've only been here for a day!

Laurance: Well yeah, I mean Dante and Travis came over last night and we all played video games. We invited you to join.

Zane: I remember, but how is this place a wreck like this?

Garroth: Well, you see these nachos over here, funby story. Aphmau made them before we left the sandwich party yesterday, but no one ate them so we took them. So it was more of a nacho-sandwich party. Ooh, and the Poopsi!

Laurance: We fought over the last one. It exploded.

Zane: And you guys didn't think to clean up?

Garroth: We were going to do it eventually, when we unpacked.

Zane: Garroth, this isn't acceptable for a Ro'Meave.

Garroth: Hey! You're a Room was a mess when you were a kid!

Zane: That's when I was a kid, we are adults now.

Garroth: You still wear that mask like you were a kid.

Zane: That's because I have freckles! Wait- Nevermind, my point still stands! This place is a mess!

Laurance: Well, we have no furniture.

Zane: You can still pick up the trash! Ugh! *sigh* Nevermind, you're just going to say something stupid.

Garroth: I understand what you're saying, baby brother, and I apologise for such a mess. I didn't realise how much you'd grown or we don't have a trash can, which is a piece of furniture.

Zane: Huh, well... You have a point, I wasn't expecting something halfway thought through.

Garroth: Hey!

Zane: Fine. If furniture is that important to you guys, then we should go shopping for some. Then you won't have an excuse to live in a mess like this!

Laurance: Heh, good idea. Uh, where do we get furniture from?

Zane: I used to get my furniture online so I'm not familiar with local stores.

Laurance: Well, the place we used to shop at closed down.

Zane: I'll go over and ask Aphmau, she or Aaron's bound to know.

Garroth: Good idea! In the meantime, we'll clean up.

Zane: Good idea! Wow, I'm actually impressed with you, Garroth. Mabye you've grown up after all.

Laurance: So, who's gonna pick up the nachos?

Garroth: Paper, rock, scissors ya for it.

Laurance: You're on!

* Music

Aaron: Go get it, girl!

Aphmau: Hm, what are we gonna eat this on?

Aaron: Mm, smells good, babe.

Aphmau: Thanks! It's a secret recipe!

Aaron: Baking bacon is a secret recipe?

Aphmau: When I make it, it is, yes!

Aaron: *laughs* Ok.

Aphmau: How did you sleep last night?

Aaron: I slept... Ok I guess... You?

Aphmau: I slept terrible. Sleeping bags are a pain!

Aaron: Tell me about it but, were you ok sleeping on the same floor as me?

Aphmau: Yeah! I had no problems!

* Flashback*

Aaron: You ok?

Aphmau: Y-Yes, I'm ok sleeping next to you! I'm totally fine!

Aaron: You sure? I can sleep downstairs.

Aphmau: This is fine! Besides, it'll be the same thing when we have a bed.

Aaron: Sane thing? I mean that gonna be one big bed.

* Aphmau squeals*

* End of flashback*

Aphmau: Yep! No problems! But that reminds me, we need to get furniture.

* Doorbell rings*

Aaron: I'll get it.

Zane: Aaron.

Aaron: Zane.

Zane: I see you're wearing the shirt Aphmau made for you.

Aaron: Sounds like Garroth and Laurance teased you about yours.

Zane: I hate them.

Aaron: *laughs* Come on in. Aph's making bacon.

Zane: W-With-

Aphmau: Frosting on the side.

Zane: *squeals* I mean *clears troath* Cool.

Aphmau: I kinda figured you'd drop by after I heard you moved in with, uh, Garroth and Laurance.

Zane: Speaking of which, you guys wanna go furniture shopping today? We're looking for a place to buy some.

Aaron: *laughs* We were just talking about that.

Aphmau: Oh! I know this one place! Come on, let's eat then go!

Zane: Sounds like a plan.

Later on...

Garroth: Seriously? Ikea?

Laurance: I've never been to here.

Aphmau: It's the coolest store!

Zane: The furniture here is decently priced, so while I have my reservations on it, my wallet personally agrees with this choice.

Garroth: Well! Let's go in then!

Aaron: Hold on, does everyone have a buddy?

Aphmau: I'm Aaron's buddy!

Garroth: Laurance?

Zane: Ugh, this is just like gym class all over again.

Aphmau: Aww, Zane, I can have two buddies. You AND Aaron.

Zane: Thanks, but why exactly do we need a buddy? It's just a furniture store.

Aaron: Uh, Aphmau is afraid of the store.

Aphmau: It's not just a furniture store. Rumour has it that you can get lost in there forever if you aren't careful.

Garroth: That's a dumb rumour. You just gotta follow the arrows on the floor.

Aphmau: Sometimes the arrows aren't there. Almost like... They want you to get lost... In the great crisis...

Zane: That's ridiculous, let's just go in.

Aphmau: W-Wait! Zane!

Laurance: Wow! This sofa is nice!

Garroth: You just like it because it's brown! Now this one over here is beautiful.

Laurance: We already had a blue couch!

Zane: I can't believe how much stuff I can buy!

Aphmau: I know right? Ooh...

Garroth: What kind of coulour couch do you like, Zane?

Zane: I don't really have a preference. As long as it serves its purpose as a couch.

Garroth: Are you kidding me?

Laurance: This guy has no sense of style.

Zane: Just make it balck, like my soul.

Garroth: Like your coffee?

Zane: Same thing.

Aaron: Are you guys seriously foghting over a couch?

Garroth: It's a legit concern! What if we want to host people?

Zane: Why don't we ask- Huh? Where's Aphmau?

Aaron: Not again...

Garroth: Again?

Aaron: She gets lost in big places somtimes, but I know where she went. Follow me.

Laurance: Uhh, I don't see her.

Aaron: What the? I swear she'd be here.

Zane: She would be. She definetely would be.

Garroth: You guys don't think... She's lost?

Aaron: It's a giant store. Let me call her. Tsk, no signal.

Zane: Same.

Laurance: Yeah, same for me too.

Garroth: This is terrible!

Aaron: All right, all right we can just walk around. We're bound to find her.

Garroth: What if something gets her?

Laurance: It's a furniture store, Garroth.

Zane: See, this is the kind of childish behaviour I'm talking about, Garroth. What could she possibly run into that could pose her threat IN A FURNITURE STORE?

Garroth: Amazing prices.

Zane: Really?

Garroth: She'll spend all her money!

Zane: Ok...

Garroth: Then she'll ask you to BORROW MUNNIES!

Zane: Y-You're right.

Aaron: I don't think it's that big a deal.

Zane: We have to find her!

Laurance: If she asks to borrow money from him...

Garroth: He won't be able to pay rent!

Laurance: What are we waiting for? Let's find Aphmau!

Aaron: *pants* Any luck?

Zane: *pants* Nothing.

Garroth: *pants* Laurance!

Aaron: What about Laurance?

Garroth: He became consumed by greed!

Laurance: My precious *laughs*

Garroth: The worst part is it's all brown furniture! *cries*

Zane: Oh boohoo, did he get a trash can at least?

Garroth: Yes.

Zane: Then we got what we came here for, but now we have to find Aphmau. Aaron, did you guys come here for something in particular?

Aaron: As a matter of fact, we did. This way! Hey babe, wake up!

Aphmau: Mmmm, no mom, just like, five more minutes.

Aaron: But sweetie, it's time for school!

Aphmau: I don't like school... No tests... No math...

Zane: Oh look, Aaron's shirt fell off.

Aphmau: W-WHERE? Uh... *laughs* I-I uh, I fell asleep!

Aaron: Uh-huh, I understand, you were tired.

Zane: Slept horribly?

Aaron: Yup.

Zane: I know what you mean...

* Flashback

* Garroth snores

* End of flashback

Zane: Everytime I'm alone with him and his face, I can just hear him snoring. His horrid snoring.

Garroth: Hey!

Aphmau: In any case, I found this bed!

Aaron: Nice. Find anything else?

Aphmau: I'm glad you asked. Come, look at this!

Aaron: Oh no...

Zane: OH YES!

Garroth: No! It's September guys! SEP. TEM. BER. IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN YET!

Aphmau: Not with THAT attitude, it isn't!

Aaron: Mabye we should finish shopping for our own house before shopping for decorations for holidays?

Aphmau: Mmm, FINE! But I'm taking this spider-pumpkin thing!

* Music

Aphmau: Ugh, that took FOREVER!

Aaron: Yeah but at least we got what we needed.

Laurance: I'm suprised Aphmau didn't want to see those babies we saw before.

Aphmau: Did you say babies?

Garroth: Yeah, there was a ton of them in the playpen area of the store.

Aphmau: I. NEED THEM!

Aaron: Aphmau, no! Those babies are not ours!

Laurance: Speaking of babies, I need to make a phonecall.

Garroth: It looks like it's just you and me, baby brother.

Zane: No, no snoring PLEASE! AHHHHHHHH!

Garroth: Zane? What the? Hey come back!