The Cool Guys/Transcript

Garroth: Laurance!

Laurance: Garroth!

Garroth: Did you make sure we had the kind of food she likes?

Laurance: Yes! Uh, did you make sure all the toilet seats in the house were down?

Garroth: Oh no! I forgot!

Laurance: She's gonna be here any minute!

Dante: What are you guys freaking out about now?

Laurance: Aphmau is coming over to visit our place today!

Garroth: We need to make a good impression so she can kiss me.

Laurance: Yeah. Hey wait a minute!

Dante: *laughs* You guys are hilarious! You overreact to anything having to deal with her.

Garroth: NO. WE. DON'T!!! *Turns into Jury of Nine form*

Laurance: Okay, Garroth, mabye Dante has a point.

Dante: Getting her to be my girlfriend is going to be easy if you guys keep acting this immature. *laughs*

Laurance: What? Hey, you still are planning on going after her!

Garroth: Calm down Laurance, even if he did go after her, he doesn't stand a chance. He doesn't love Aphmau the way we do.

Dante: And why are you so sure of that?

Laurance: B-Because uhh...

Dante: Mabye I actually have feelings for her, but I act really cool about it, ever think about that?

Garroth: He's lying! Right?

Dante: I mean I did wait fifteen years to see her again so... Just some food for thought, can't wait to see her when she comes over. It's going to be hilarious! You guys couldn't even keep your cool around her if your lives depended on it! *laughs*

Laurance: Phst, Garroth, I think that's a challenge. Let's prove him wrong. We're going to be so cool around Aphmau, that she won't even recognise us.

Garroth: Yeah!

* doorbell rings*

Laurance: Oh no.

Garroth: Aah! *runs away*

Aphmau: *rings doorbell* Hm, I wonder if they're even home right now, they said they were going to be so... Uh, oh, there he is! Laurance!

Laurance: Aphmau!

Aphmau: Hey! Thanks for having me over. First off, I wanted to apologize for before, when I accused you guys of moving here because you found my address, that was really self-centered of me and... I felt like I didn't respect you guys. I'm really sorry.

Laurance: Heh, you have nothing to apologise for!

Aphmau: No, I insist. Em, second I wanted to welcome you guys to the neighbourhood! I mean, I know we just moved in at the same time and we've both been so busy so... Uh, welcome! *giggles* Also, I made you guys this cake, uh, here you go, it's as amazing as the cakes Kawaii~Chan makes, but I tried *giggles* so... Yeah.

Laurance: T-Thank you! I'm sure it's amazing since... You made it.

Aphmau: Eh, well, let me know what you think when you tried it. So, where's Garroth and Dante?

Laurance: WELL GARROTH WAS HERE BUT-

Aphmau: Uhh, okay? Does it matter?

Laurance: I mean... Um, Garroth is around. I'm sure Garroth and Dante are both in their rooms getting freshened up.

Aphmau: Uh, uh, I see, uh, well, well...

Laurance: Well what?

Aphmau: Don't you want to show me around?

Laurance: The town? LIKE A DATE?

Aphmau: Uh, heh, uh, no, I-I meant like, the house. You can show me around the house.

Laurance: *blushes a very bright red*

Aphmau: Um, Laurance? Y-You okay?

Laurance: *whispers* I am so stupid my Irene!

Aphmau: Laurance, you're whispering again, are you sure you're okay?

Laurance: I just need a drink of water or something. I think I'm coming down with a fever.

Aphmau: Oh no! I don't have to be over here it's just-

Laurance: I'll be back... *whispers* Laurance you are such an idiot! That wasn't "cool" at all!

Aphmau: Uh, uh, okay? Alright, okay? That was very interesting... I didn't know Laurance... I... Ooh! Uh, uh, hey! Garroth!

Garroth: A-Aphmau!

Aphmau: It's great to see you! I haven't seen you since-

Garroth: I-I-I thought L-Laurance was seeing you inside.

Aphmau: Yeah, but, all of a sudden he just got really sweaty and red and his face became flustered! I mean he went to the kitchen to go get some water I think...

Garroth: Oh well if t-that's the case we should go get him!

Aphmau: No, it's fine, leave him alone. If he's not feeling good, I don't wanna bother him. He needs some time for himself I think

Garroth: B-But... *whispers* Keep your cool Garroth, come on!

Aphmau: U-Um, did you say something?