User blog:TheSockMaster1415/Dryers Are Awesome (A Fanfic)

Spino will get this more than anyone else just a warning. So Keep Calm and Love Llamacorns.

It was a relatively normal day for some people. But for some others it was less normal. For two people it was downright strange-ish. These people are always quite random, so this is not too surprising. It all started with a news report. It was something like this. Reporter Man: This just in. Another sock has been deemed missing after being put into a dryer with other freshly cleaned clothes. This has officially been labeled an epidemic by the A.S.C.Q.S AKA the Agency of Sock Control Quarantine And Study. Now over to the lead Sock-intest over at the ASCQS, Doctor Relish Hotdogensteinbuger.

Doctor Relish Hotdogensteinbuger: Am I on yet? OH Okay, um yeah so I have a theory about this. I believe that the socks in the dryer are disappearing because the dryer sometimes reaches perfect conditions to become an interdimensional portal. I believe they are being teleported to a place known as Irene’s Dimension blah blahblahblah blup bug draf

This was all the girl needed to hear.

She immediately hops onto Minty the Purple Llamacorn and, with the Rocky Theme playing, rides off to the Laundromat. She rides the llamacorn inside and turns on a dryer. A boy with white hair watches. His name is Spino.

Spino: By Irene, Sock what are you doing? Sock: I AM SAVING MY SHIP! Spino: You saw the thing about socks in the dryer I am guessing.

Without responding the girl sits in the dryer and by some powerful magicks fits in there. The door closes and she slowly rotates.

Spino: Sock you do realize you are not a literal sock right? Sock: I DO NOT CARE. Spino: My gosh, Sock come out of there. Sock: NO! Spino: Please. Sock: NOT UNTIL I SAVE GARROTH!

The boy goes to open the door to the dryer.

Sock: I will end you. Spino: Okay NVM. How do I get you out of there?

Sock contemplated this for a moment, then an idea struck. Sock: How is chapter 6 of your fanfic coming? Spino: When Two Worlds Meet? Good I guess. It is almost done. Sock: Well if I had something to read I might leave this dryer. Spino: rlly? Sock: yus.

Spino grabs out a notebook and steps back from the dryer.

Spino: Okay so come out of the dryer and you can have a fanfic. Sock: Okay then, but FIRST read me a quote. Spino: Really? Sock: QUOTE!!! Spino: Ummmmmmm You Never Know When You’ll Need Llamas In This World.

Sock smiles and Minty the Purple LLamacorn nods her head in approval of the llamas. A woman walks in with a laundry basket and sees the scene.

Woman: Nope.

She walks out.

Sock: LOL I bet she let her memes be dreams too. Spino: Must you go internet on everything? Sock: I am the internet.

They stared at each other. The only movement in the room was Minty the Purple Llamacorn eating a basket of rainbows in the corner, and Sock slowly rotating in her dryer.

Spino: Well okay then. Do you want the fanfic or not.

Sock stepped cautiously out of her dryer and grabbed the fanfic. She then went to turn off the dryer, but instead tuned it to a slightly faster speed and leaped back in.

Sock: I AM NOW GOING 1/75TH OF A MILE AN HOUR HAHA!!!! Spino: MY IRENE SOCK!! Sock: THERE’S NO STOPPING ME NOW!!!! MWAHHAHHAHAHAHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH Spino: Okay Sock. I did not want to have to do this. BUT YOU FORCED MY HAND!!!!!!!

Spino whistled and after a moment a Z-REX came storming into the Laundromat. He ran at the dryer and tried to open it, but bonked his head on the top.

Spino: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!! OPEN THE DRYER!! Z-Rex: I have a big head and little arms. Spino: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!??! Sock: Have you never seen Meet the Robinsons? Wow.

Minty the Purple Llamacorn nods in annoyance, then eats a basket of glitter. Silence ensues.

Sock:... Spino:... Sock:... Spino:... Sock:... Spino:... Sock:... Spino:... Sock:... Spino:... Spock: This silence is quite illogical. Sock: SPOCK~SENPAI! Spino: Wrong universe.

Spino shoots Spock with a portal gun and he disappears back into his dimension.

Sock: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Minty the Purple Llamacorn nods in disapproval, then eats a basket of sprinklez.

Spino: Get out of the dryer.

Sock was about to respond when suddenly she was somewhere else. A white building with the sounds of swords clanging the background. She climbs out of the dryer, which had somehow teleported with her, and saw to people sword fighting. She proceeds to fangirl.

Zane: Don’t diss- Garroth suddenly disappears.

Zane: OH COME ON!!!

Zane vanishes and in the chat box that has inexplicably appeared in the corner of SOck’s vision a message reads

Zane.EXE has crashed due to rage

Sock: Well that was easy.

Garroth reappears.

Garroth: Where is Zane. Who are you? WHAT IS THAT!!!

He points at the dryer.

Sock: Zane rage quit, I am Sock, and that is your ticket out of here. Climb in.

Garroth climbs into the dryer and Sock followed, after grabbing the pile of socks that had been sitting in the corner. Suddenly they were back in the Laundromat. The door opens and they are thrown out. Spino stares.

Spino: I give up. Sock: Why cause I was right? Garroth: Ummm where am I? An why is there a llamacorn and….umm…..that thing.

Minty the Purple Llamacorn nods in greeting and eats a basket of cupcakes.

Spino: YOU CAN TELL THAT IT IS A LLAMACORN BUT YOU CAN’T RECOGNIZE A Z-REX!!!!! Sock: Wow you are so salty if you jumped into a lake it would turn into an ocean. Spino: Stop. Sock: Okay but first can you touch my french fries they need some salt.

Spino groans and rides off atop his Z-Rex. Sock rides off on Minty the Purple Llamacorn who nods in nodding. Garroth just sits there poking the dryer.

The End.