User blog:AphmauLOVEfan/Fanfic of Derp

SockFan: *snores away in bed*

Eya: should we do it?

Dabnz: yeehh

Sonny: yus

Eya: how did we even end up here in da first place tho

Sonny: I don't remember. The last thing I remember is SF being drunk after drinking too much LlamatasticRootbear®  and throwing stuffs at us.

Dabnz: Ah, who knows. Soo, who wants the honors?

Eya: meh

Dabnz: *hands Eya da cold water bucket*

Eya: Join me, Sonny. *nods at Sonny with a serious face*

Sonny: *nods back intensely and grabs da bucket with Eya*

Eya & Sonny: *throws da bucket at SockFan's face*

SockFan: GAAAAH!!! *rubs eyes and sees them* .......

Dabnz: *takes a photo*

SockFan: ...........

Sonny: h-heeeyy... ...

Eya: heh.heh..heh...

SockFan: *smacks Sonny's, Eya's, and Dabnz's face*

Sonny: ow

SockFan: why are you guys here?

Eya: you threw something at us. I'm pretty sure Spino got hit by it too. Though he left this morning.

SockFan: huh. I can't remember what.

Snazzy: Hey guys!

SockFan: Hi, but.. why are you here?

Snazzy: Uhm.. you hosted a celebration party for me and invited your friends. Even though I fell asleep on the couch in the middle of it.

SockFan: ahh... so what did I throw at my friends?

Snazzy: I dunno. Like I said: I feel asleep in the middle of it.

SockFan: ahh.. *giggles* Ducks *giggles and rolls around* ducks and cheese hehehehheeehe Beware of the side effects heehe *giggles*

Sonny: uhhh... wot

Eya: where did she buy the rootbear anyways.. *sighs*

Dabnz: I'm huuuunnngrrrrryyyyy let's go get food! *drags them to the fridge*

SockFan: *appears behind them and holds a large knife and gives them the scary Yuno-look*

Eya: *drags da crying Dabnz away* heh..heh.. let's just go shopping.

SockFan: *goes back to giggling and rolling around*

Snazzy: mind if I join you guys?

Dabnz: sure

Sonny: so should we leave SockFan here?

SockFan: *looks up and giggles more then rolls around*

Eya: uhhh....

Dabnz: *duck-tapes SockFan and puts her into a random Walmart cart* letz go garls

Sonny: I ain't a wo-man!

Eya: well u r one now *drags Sonny along* come oooonn~

Snazzy: *jumps onto the side of the cart while Eya and Dabnz pulls on the cart*

Sonny: *gets dragged*

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Dabnz: woooaaah! Foods!

SockFan: *rips out the duck tapes and slowly moves to ritz section while everybody is fascinated by foods*

Snazzy: Yeah! Look at all the cheese!

Spino: *meets SockFan* Hey SockFan. Uhm. You look uh, horrible..?

SockFan: *giggles onimously and shoves Spino to the side and grabs all the Ritz from his cart*

Spino: *le gasp* :o oh no u didn't! *grabs tons of Ritz boxes and throws it at her*

Snazzy: wth is dat racket?

Dabnz: Let's check it ouutt.... ohhhhhh..nooo...

SockFan: *gets knocked down by the outraging power of Spino*

Eya: *one-punches Spino* calm down, cheese!

Spino: dunt you mean "geez"?

Eya: I think Snazzy got to me

Snazzy: want s'me? *offers cheeses to Eya*

Eya: *takes it and shoves it into Spino's mouth* shur

SockFan: *rises slowly and grabs Dabnz's hand* *giggles*

Dabnz: *grabs SockFan's hand* *borks*

Eya: wait wut

Sonny: *grabs Spino's hand* *hisses*

Spino: *grabs Sonny's hand* *growls*

Eya: *grabs Snazzy's hand* Cheez

Snazzy: Oh.. No!

-To Be Continued-