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| A Spa With Daemos | |||||
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| Episode 10 | |||||
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Jess: Hoodies, pens, plushies, and your trusty phone of course; this super cute backpack has a spot for all your favorite things. Actually no, screw that, all you need is your phone, just keep your phone! But seriously, check out his backpack. Enjoy the show guys.
Lady Bish: (Drips some liquid from a bottle onto a stain) How peculiar.
Rhal: (Breaks the door down) That battle was brilliant!
Lady Bish: I'm sure it was.
Rhal: You should've seen the face of the enemy as I crushed their skulls into tiny bits of dust! Ha! The battlegrounds gives me the vigor I need.
Lady Bish: Is the war over then?
Rhal: (Laughs) Far from it. I can't wait for the next battle! Ha!
Lady Bish: Why is it we're doomed to be ruled by brutes?
(Rhal kisses Lady Bish)
Lady Bish: Watch it! You've gotten blood on me.
Rhal: It means I care for you.
Lady Bish: Ugh. I don't know why you choose to leave that on when you can just get rid of it using magic.
Rhal: Nonsense, it's a symbol of a victory, besides, we're in a magic crisis, y- Oh.
Lady Bish: What?
Rhal: That reminds me. Asch hasn't been around for months! Grr! Just as I was celebrating victory I have to remember that. Why me? Why me? Why me?!
Lady Bish: Please cry some more, I'm sure I will bring him back sooner.
Rhal: What are you doing?
Lady Bish: (Screams in fright and accidentally drips too much of the potion, causing a tiny explosion, to which she coughs)
Rhal: Ugh, the smell of fire... Which reminds me of Asch! Grr! That little pain in my...
Lady Bish: Will you shut up about that?! Ugh! While you're too busy whining and killing, I'm working on something that could help us!
Rhal: A new weapon to split the skulls of the enemy with?
Lady Bish: No.
Rhal: A new monster we can unleash upon our enemies to devour them?
Lady Bish: No.
Rhal: Oh, I know this. A new weapon which we give to a monster which we then unleash upon our enemies to both stab and devour them with! (Laughs) Rhal is smart. I-
Lady Bish: No! (Sighs) I'm working on locating where this magic went. The essence should be reacting if the magic is locatable which would allow me to make something to possibly locate it, but I'm not getting anything reacting at all, which means the spell was cast here but it ended up elsewhere, which would be understandable if this magic was sitting for a few years but this dust comes magic that was cast within the recent months because it's still potent, which means...
Rhal: It... I-It won't kill anything? Which means it's useless.
Lady Bish: You know, Rhal, I could really use some fresh demon blood for my-
Rhal: Daemos' blood?
Lady Bish: Demon blood, for my research on this dust. Would you be so kind to go get me some?
Rhal: Alright! Finally something interesting. Y'know, now that you're part of the royal family, you have access to the sacred room of papers or something. Mimaw spends all her time there. (Leaves) I'll be back, with so much blood!
Lady Bish: Wait, I have access to... The Sacred Library.
Zex: (Meows)
Lady Bish: It's dangerous. This is no ordinary room, it's endless and cursed, cursed so that only royal family members worthy of its knowledge do not get lost, however, if they get consumed by their intellect inside the library will take them forever.
Zex: (Meows)
Lady Bish: That's just the story I've heard, but now that I have access to enter, I guess it's time to see if I'm worthy. Besides, if Lady Grandma spends her time here, I have a feeling we may get the answers we want. Come. (Goes into the library)
Ava: (Grabs her giant pencil) I have a giant otherworldly portal to another room in my apartment, and I haven't explored it? Time for Ava to take control.
Rhys: What do we do with this new information?
Asch: What do you mean?
Rhys: Well, we've now discovered Ava is a princess since her father is ruler of all humans. I believe we now have a possible solution to us coming here.
Pierce: Court, Ava.
Rhys: Correct.
Leif: Okay, this idea opens up a whole new bottle of questions. First off, the kingdom of Daemos won't allow that, a Daemos courting a human-
Asch: Has never been done.
Rhys: I would argue that now is possibly the best time to pursue that.
Asch: We'll be put to death if we attempt that.
Leif: Aren't we already on death's door if anyone finds out we used the last soul?
Rhys: No one on Daemos has to know we courted a human. We only want Ava for her magic, that's all.
Leif: How about we just start threatening humans? Maybe with, I don't know, death?
Rhys: We are severely outnumbered in this world, Leif, the human population here severely outweighs the entirety of our kingdom.
Asch: Even in the other kingdoms in Daemos?
Rhys: I would assume so.
Asch: There's so much potential for magic here. I've been thinking, what if I just made Ava mine?
Rhys: Asch...
Lady Grandma in flashback: If we suggest this plan to Asch, he's going to take it, he has nothing to lose and everything to gain.
Rhys in flashback: You realize this is insane? Taking the last soul? Daemos are to blame for the magic crisis in the first place, you know it would-
Lady Grandma in flashback: Happen again? I know. Our existence is too proud and barbaric to worry about the consequences of our actions, which is why, Rhys, with justice, you'll be the one in charge of making sure Asch and his knights don't act as a Daemos.
Rhys in flashback: M-Me?
Lady Grandma in flashback: Yes. No killing, no war, no enslavement, nothing. If they act as Daemos do then history will just repeat itself.
Rhys in flashback: What if the possible humans on this new world are hostile?
Lady Grandma in flashback: We can only hope they're not. Asch will try everything in his power to rule them, but deep down he's...
Asch: Rhys! Rhys!
Rhys: Huh?
Asch: What were you going to say?
Rhys: Asch, you are the prince of the kingdom of Daemos, however, you know that there are lesser kingdoms of Daemos that are all at war for the throne your family has.
Asch: And?
Rhys: Do we really need yet another war started? One where we are greatly outnumbered in?
Asch: I want you to know, Rhys, that since we've been here, we've been docile when dealing with Ava. I've been under this idea since you've been so adamant about keeping the peace between worlds.
Rhys: And I am grateful for your cooperation, but if I may interject, you don't seem to be keen on moving forward any faster than I.
Asch: Let's just get the mission done.
Rhys: Forgive me. We are in no rush, not until we have to go back.
Asch: I said let's continue with this idea!
Rhys: As you wish. Noi. Noi!
Noi: Ah...
Rhys: Noi!
Noi: Yes?
Rhys: When you were courting Ava on that, uh, date, what does she enjoy?
Ava: (Enters through the wall) When I see those idiots I'm gonna them with my stabby pencil and demand answers! Ava isn't playing around this time. Why is Ava speaking in third person? Nevermind. I need to be an adult, I've been blissfully ignorant so far because I've been distracted by the fact that they're sexy and I... (Gasps to see a giant hot tub) This is the most beautiful hot tub I've ever seen! Wait, they had a hot tub and they didn't tell me?
Pierce: Huh?
Noi: (Giggles) From what I learned, on dates humans seem to enjoy pizza. Her parents weren't as scary as I thought they were, and sorceress- I mean, Princess Ava, seems to like talking a lot.
Leif: You heard that too?
Rhys: Heard what?
Pierce: Someone is here.
Rhys: Wait, he's right.
Ava: (Laughs) Screw finding those guys. I'm sure they won't mind me using their hot tub, after all, they stayed in my house.
Asch: How did you not sense someone going through?
Rhys: I don't know. But they're inside here.
Leif: (Pulls out his knives) Let's kill 'em!
(They walk in on Ava sitting in the hot tub)
Pierce: Princess Ava?
Ava: Hi!
Rhys: Why are you in the spell po- I mean, what are you doing here?
Ava: Well, originally I wanted to yell and stab you guys with my novelty giant pencil because I was mad at myself for kind of letting you guys into my life without question but then I stumbled upon your hot tub and I forgave myself for not asking you guys questions, but I got mad at you guys for not telling me you had an amazing hot tub.
Noi: Hot tub? This is a spell- (Leif hits him) Ow!
Asch: She's doing that thing she does in her spell pool.
Ava: Spell pool?
Rhys: H-He meant to say hot tub like you.
Leif: Is that safe for her to be doing?
Rhys: (Whispering) Silence!
Ava: You know what? If you guys let me use this hot tub all I want, I'll tell you guys more about the human world, okay?
Rhys: Really?
Asch: I deal.
Ava: (Giggles) Come sit with me. Come on, let's talk.
Noi: C-Can we do that? Even I'd...
(Pierce goes in)
Ava: You're supposed to take off your clo- You know what? Never mind, I'm not ready for that.
(The rest of them go inside the hot tub)
Ava: So, you guys came here to Earth because... Well, when I first met you, you told me that "our world is gonna be eaten by a terrible monster and we wanna make sure the Earth is good so we can move here", right?
Rhys: That is correct.
Ava: But it's kind of odd you guys haven't mentioned that again in the time I've known you. It sounds kinda urgent, don't you think?
Rhys: I, uh...
Asch: It is, but we know our kingdom back home can handle the threats.
Noi: (Whispering) Phew, nice save, Asch..
Ava: Hm... Interesting. Why are you guys so off then?
Leif: What does that mean?
Ava: I don't know, you guys just act weird about things that are normal to me, but I guess you're from a different world so I can't really.
Leif: We act weird? Ha, look at yourself.
Ava: Huh?
Leif: You threaten us a lot but you don't actually do things with your magic aside from flash at us.
Asch: I agree. And why are humans so docile? I haven't seen any of them try to kill each other or us.
Noi: Wow, now that you mention it, you're right.
Ava: I guess because we evolved not to do that kind of stuff. I mean it still happens in the world and I guess we're just lucky enough to not have it that bad.
Pierce: Is that not common here?
Ava: I mean, it's not.
Noi: Why are humans so calm?
Ava: Isn't your world calm like us?
Rhys: No, it's not! I mean, uh, why do you think we have a monster trying to devour it?
Ava: Oh, so you guys are like in the medieval ages.
Rhys: Yes.
Ava: Heh, y'know, you guys really scared my dads, I'm positive they're worried about me now more then ever.
Noi: Is that a bad thing?
Ava: No, but I'm pretty sure they're gonna come around to check on me more often.
Asch: What are we doing?
Ava: Huh?
Asch: We aren't talking about anything of use here, this is nonsense and ramble. What use is talking like this?
Ava: Heh, it's what friends do, I... (Gasps)
Pierce: Are you alright?
Ava: Y-Yeah, just thinking too much about things... Noi, how did you like pizza?
Asch: Don't ignore my question. I-
Noi: (Giggles) It was amazing! I would like it again.
Rhys: Pizza? Is that like ice cream?
Noi: Uh, I'm not sure...
Ava: It's better than ice cream.
Rhys: Do not speak such lies.
Ava: Well, uh, I mean, they're both good in their...
Rhys: (Stands) I will not have this treason speak!
Leif: Ooh, I've never seen Rhys upset before.
Ava: Treason speak? Look, I can give you 10 reasons why pizza is better than ice cream. One, pizza- (Falls into the water)
Asch: (Laughs and shocks all the Daemos with his laughter)
Noi: He laughed.
Ava: Shut up!
Asch: (Continues laughing but is splashed in the face)
Leif, Noi, Pierce and Rhys: (Laughs)
Leif: You weren't expecting that, huh?
Rhys: It's only befitting since Ava is a princess.
Asch: Silence!
Ava: Why me? You know there are other humans in our world, why do you choose to stay with me?
Noi: Because I like you.
(They stare at Noi)
Asch: Oh please, it's because you're our prisoner.
Leif: Your reaction was mild compared to the humans on Daem-
Rhys: What Leif is trying to say is, it would not be wise of us to make our presence known here on E-Earth just yet, you yourself even advised us against that.
Ava: I just don't see how moving your world to ours is going to be any better. It must be cool to be a prince in a land full of magic. Can you tell me about Daemos and what it's like?
Noi: Dark and...
Asch: Enough, we are done with this. (Stands) Stay as long as you want, prisoner. For now, my knights are to retire for the night. (Leaves)
Rhys: (Stands) Please excuse me. (Leaves)
Leif: I'm out. (Teleports away)
Ava: How does he do that?
Noi: I don't know now that I think about it. Ah, anyway, let's go on a date again sometime soon, okay? (Stands) I really enjoyed what we did. Bye! (Leaves)
Ava: You're not leaving?
Pierce: I will escort you out when you are ready.
Ava: I can do that by myself, y'know?
Pierce: I'd like to help.
Ava: (Sits down) Well you're gonna be here for a while because I live for hot tubs. Hmph.
(Pierce smiles)
Asch: One of us is going to slip the truth to Ava if we continue to speak to her like that.
Rhys: Which is why she's perfect. For whatever reasons, Ava is a willing prisoner, and that helps us. Ava has prolonged her showing how she does magic, you should ask her about it sometime.
Asch: We will conceive tomorrow. (Leaves)
Rhys: Ava isn't the only one prolonging this relationship. What are you hiding, Asch?