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| Ava is Sick! | |||||
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| Episode 11 | |||||
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Johnny: (Meows as he annoys the spirit)
the spirit: (Hisses while she scratches Johnny, then leaves)
Rhys: I need to learn more about humans.
Daemos king in flashback: This is an honour amongst Daemos, you should be thankful to be chosen.
(Asch thinks to himself)
Leif: (Tries to kill Ava but Pierce blocks the attack) Still putting up a fight against this, I see.
Pierce: I'm following orders. We aren't to kill her until we learn more about humans.
Leif: Oh come on, don't tell me you don't think about killing her too. How long are you gonna keep this up?
Pierce: As long as I need, especially when your intentions aren't clear.
Leif: Please, my intentions are simple: I do what I feel like doing, either I make her mine or I kill her, sometimes I can't pick between the 2, tonight I felt like killing her, simple.
Pierce: Are life and death that simple for you?
Leif: (Laughs) Why are you asking such stupid questions? I said it before and I'll say it again. E-Earth has changed whether we like it or not, I can't quite put my finger on why it happened.
Pierce: (Lowers his weapon in shock) Kill her.
Leif: Huh?
Pierce: I'm allowing you to do it. Go.
Leif: Really?!
Pierce: Yes.
Leif: (Laughs) ALRIGHT! (Goes to kill Ava) Huh-
Asch: (Shoots Leif to the wall with fire) Why you desist on defying my orders?
Leif: You all knew how I was when I asked to become a knight!
Asch: We're trying to court the human princess- Sorceress, we cannot do that if she's dead.
Leif: She's already dead!
Asch and Pierce: What?
Asch: (Picks up Ava) Who did this? It was you, wasn't it?
Leif: I wish!
Pierce: What do we do?
Asch: Rhys!
Leif: No, Asch, don't tell him!
Asch: We have no choice. Rhys!
Pierce: Where's, Rhys?
Leif: Oh no, her parents must've gotten their 911 soldiers on him!
Asch: How would they know she's dead?
Leif: She's a powerful sorceress, and she said her parents put an overprotective spell on her.
Asch: What does that even mean?
Leif: I don't know, but it probably means Rhys is dead.
Pierce: W-We shouldn't panic.
Leif: Ava's dead, we should panic!
Noi: A-A-Ava's... Dead?
Rhys: Aw, shi
Pierce: Sit down, Noi, we're still trying to figure...
(Noi pushes Asch and grabs Ava)
Asch: What are you doing?!
Noi: (Drags Ava away) You're lying. S-She's not dead.
Leif: Look at her.
Noi: No, no, no. This can't be happening.
Pierce: Give her back.
Noi: No, I won't let you just throw her body away! (Runs away with Ava)
Asch: After him!
Noi: (Breathes fast while running away) I've find a way to reverse this, princess, I promise.
(They chase him)
Asch: Rhys, where the hell are you?
Leif: Don't tell him!
Pierce: Fade, Leif.
Leif: Huh? Oh, right. (Teleports)
Rhys: (Reads a book) Hm... Humans have fascinating combat preferences, or is this even combat at all? I...
(Noi runs past)
Rhys: What the? What's going on?
Noi: They killed Ava!
Rhys: Killed?
Leif: Give her back to me you weakli... Oh no.
Rhys: What is going on?
Asch: Noi, I will kill you- Ah! (Runs back to the other side)
Rhys: Come out here now.
Leif: You said you wanted to see him.
Asch: I wanted to explain the situation first.
Rhys: Wait. (Drops the book) You actually killed her?!
Noi: (Gives Rhys Ava's body) Rhys, do something!
Rhys: (Puts her on the couch) Hold on!
Asch: (Comes in) This is all your fault, Pierce.
Pierce: I did not do anything!
Asch: You were instructed to watch over here, and then you-
Rhys: She's alive, you idiots!
Asch and Pierce: She is?
Leif and Noi: She is?
Ava: (Grunts)
Noi: She's alive!
Rhys: She has a steady pulse but her body is incredibly hot. What happened?
Pierce: I decided to sit outside of the spell pool since Princess Ava insisted to remain. I waited until Leif came in-
Rhys: Leif!
Leif: I didn't kill her! I looked at her and she had that look on her face like somebody else killed her.
Noi: W-What if it was the spell pool?
Rhys: It's entirely possible the spell had an effect on her.
Asch: Place her to rest on her bed.
Rhys: Do you think that will work?
Asch: If there's one thing I'm positive Daemos and humans share, it's rest, the effects will most likely ware off come morning.
Leif: Wow, Asch actually said something smart for once.
Rhys: Agreed.
Asch: Don't humour him.
Rhys: I'm agreeing with you about rest. We can place her in her room. (Takes Ava to her bed and sighs) What possessed all of you to panic as such? It was fairly obvious she had a pulse.
Leif: We didn't know what was going on.
Rhys: Especially you, Pierce.
Pierce: As Leif said.
Rhys: Okay. I think it will be best for us to come back when the sun rises, she should be fine by then.
(In the morning)
Noi: She isn't fine by now!
Asch: Shut up, Noi!
Leif: What's the deal? Why isn't she better by now?
Rhys: I... I-I don't know, the rest should've helped.
Ava: (Grunts)
Rhys: But it only looks like she got worse.
Asch: What is going on?
Rhys: By all accounts, she seems sick.
Leif: Stand aside, I'll take care of this. (Tries to heal her with magic) What? It didn't work.
Asch: Perhaps your magic has gotten weak.
Leif: It has not, I learned this to show I could!
Pierce: Perhaps the spell pool is having an adverse effect.
Rhys: Or humans can't be healed by Daemos magic.
Noi: T-That's right, w-we never tried.
Rhys: And Daemos, due to magic, usually heal after rest, unless their magic is...
Ava: (Coughs)
Rhys: This is odd.
Asch: What do we do, Rhys?
Rhys: I, uh... I truly do not know.
Pierce: Rhys doesn't know?
Leif: Oh, we're doomed.
Noi: No! (Sniffs) Not, Ava...
Asch: Let her go, Noi, we do not want to make it worse.
Rhys: This begs the question. How can we go about this?
Leif: Okay, this is gonna sound bad at first but hear me out, what if we cut her open...
(Asch and Rhys stare at Leif)
Leif: I'm not finished! What if we cut her open and beat up the sick inside her?
Asch: Cutting humans isn't possible, it makes them die fast.
Leif: I'm just trying to help.
Rhys: I think the smarter approach should be should trial and error, but first, let's do this logically. Princess Ava, can you speak?
Ava: (Coughs)
Rhys: She's unresponsive.
Noi: No, she just coughed, that was a response.
Rhys: I mean she's not communicating, this illness must have a grasp on her.
Asch: Or maybe the spell pool did it.
Rhys: Perhaps, but now we have to solve this, before Ava dies.
Leif: So what do we do?
Rhys: I suggest that we all split up and look around solutions. We'll meet back here when we come up with some theories and ideas to test.
Asch: That sounds better than nothing. And no ideas that would kill a human!
Leif: B-But those were all my ideas.
Pierce: Tough luck.
Leif: Shut up!
Rhys: Look for solutions. Disperse.
(They all spread out)
Noi: (Walks to Johnny) Oh wise spirit, please, I need to ask a favour. How can we heal Ava?
(Pierce looks in the bathroom and Rhys types on a computer)
Leif: What are you doing?
Rhys: Ava comes here when she wants to learn something. Perhaps we should learn how this relic use.
Leif: Oh, good idea.
(Music turns on from the computer)
Leif: Woah, what did you do?
Rhys: I-I don't know.
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Leif: What is that?
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Rhys: This sage seems to have an abundance of knowledge. Give us the topic about sickness, Wise Kitty Kitty Meow Meow.
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Leif: What's a description?
Rhys: I don't know. I don't even know how we're talking to this spirit.
(Noi walks into the bedroom with something)
Asch: Well?
Noi: The Johnny spirit let me to this. It's a potion and it's called: The type... Ty Lee Noi!
Asch: W-What? Y-Y-Your name is in it?
Noi: Yes, which means it must work.
Asch: How do we use it?
Noi: Uh...
Pierce: I filled water in Ava's spell pool, perhaps that will help.
Asch: Let me see. (Goes into the bathroom and feels the water in the bath) It's burning hot. I don't think this will work seeing as 1 spell pool already caused this.
Noi: I wish I could read more.
(Asch and Pierce meet with Leif and Rhys)
Asch: Well?
Rhys: We were onto something but we couldn't find the description.
Asch: A what?
Rhys: We don't know, but Leif got angry that we couldn't find it, so...
Leif in flashback: I DON'T CARE ABOUT A DESCRIPTION ANYMORE! (Slashes the keyboard) DIE, KITTY MEOW MEOW! (Screams)
Rhys: Leif! Leif! Stop it! No, Leif, no!
Asch: You killed our 1 chance of curing the princess?!
Noi: Oh, it's called Ty Lee Noi! But I don't know how to use it.
Rhys: It's named after you. Let me see. (Is given the Tylenol) It says: Peel back for instructions.
Pierce: Peeling? Like, skin?
Leif: You can peel skin.
Rhys: I think it means the paper, but I can't get it. (Tries to open it) What is this lock device?
Noi: Let's go with the peeling idea. I-I think we need to put it on her skin.
Asch: (Sighs) At this point I'm willing to try anything.
Ava: (Grunts when Rhys puts the Tylenol on her)
Rhys: It seems to be annoying her.
Asch: Why did you have to kill the Kitty Kitty Meow Meow sage?
Leif: Because I wanted to kill something!
Rhys: Wait. Sage... That's right! We're all idiots.
Asch: How dare you!
Leif: I mean, yes, but...
Noi: Fix, Ava!
Pierce: I'd take it you have a solution.
Rhys: No, but I know someone who does.
(A doorbell rings)
Mrs. Oats: I'm coming, I'm coming! Sheesh! (Opens the door to Pierce and Rhys, with no horns) Oh my! Well, hello.
Rhys: Mrs. Oats, we need your help.
Mrs. Oats: Oh, look, if I was 40 years younger I'd be happy to take Ava's place but I'm just happy listening. I-
Pierce: Ava is sick.
Mrs. Oats: Oh, sick?
(In Ava's room)
Asch: Well?
Mrs. Oats: Oh, this isn't good. She has a terrible fever, 102. And she's sticky! Oh, really?
Rhys: Please, we just want her to be better. Can you help us?
Mrs. Oats: Hm... Of course I can, but it will take sometime. First, let's get her tub filled with nice, warm water.
Pierce: Heh, see.
Asch: (Sighs) Whatever.
(Pierce goes to fill the bath)
Mrs. Oats: I'm going to teach you boys how to properly take care of a sick lady. Let's go get ready to make soup.
(They go into the kitchen)