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Ent. Aphmau standing in front of a field with Thorgi sitting off to the side
Aphmau: Hey guys! Jess here and welcome to Minecraft diaries. Now today, I am with Thorgi and I took him out to give him some much needed love and attention. With little Levin in the house and everything that has been going on in the village, all the crazy visitors that we had in the last episode. I decided he needed some TLC so I just took him out to give him a little walk and what not. Spend some time with him. I mean he follows me everywhere I go but you know what? I don't take the time to appreciate him enough because he's just so cute. He was like the first dog I've ever had. The first like baby I ever had in this series. Oh I mean close enough. He's like my dog baby.
Aphmau starts making her way into the center of Phoenix Drop
Aphmau: Anyway, what we are going to be doing today is being, looking around and seeing what's changed in the village and you know just taking care of Levin, doing some upkeep with the villagers and just some general things. You know nothing, nothing too crazy but I mean, a lot happened in the last episode and I'm kinda tired out from all the people I had to meet and all the crazy stuff that had to go down.
Aphmau works on reseeding a small field
Aphmau: So we are going to go and you know keep up with the village and see what everyone is up to. How Brendan is doing, the new villager, just everyone also. Just a pretty chillax day overall and woah. There's a, there's that. Remember guys we need this sugar cane so we can get these villager some sugar, If you know what I mean.
Aphmau makes her way into the plaza.
Aphmau: What's going on over here? Oh god. We got Dale, Logan, and Kiki.
Aphmau makes her way towards Kiki
Aphmau: Uh Kiki? What's going on?
Kiki: Ah, Good thing no one else is around except me and Logan and that new guy old guy who... Well I don't know where he came from but he's old and senile. He doesn't even remember my name after I told him seven times. I would be warry of him Aphmau, he's pretty much harmless as he's super frail and needed help just getting into that stand there. But his wares are ..... questionable.
Aphmau: Ah, oh. Oh. *reading Npc tag* Crazy Creepy Old Ice Cream Man. WHAT! Yeah that's his name crazy creepy old ice cream man.
Crazy Creepy Old Ice Cream Man: Hey you youngin',
Aphmau: Is that a cat? I hear a cat. What!?
Aphmau picks up Meowki II and begins makes her way back towards her house
Aphmau: How did you get? You can save your self from here. I don't understand how you got out here Meowki. Give me a little bit.
Meowki II jumps from Aphmau's hand
Aphmau: I tried to give you attention but you attacked me. Okay, alright. Let's just go back to what is going on over here.
Aphmau makes her way back to the old man
Aphmau: Now I am concerned and I need to eat something. Okay. Let's calm down, let's rewind. Okay, god I though this was going to be a simple episode. So first things first, what is going on here? What is going on here?
Aphmau is talking about Dale who is standing on top of one of the stands
Dale: Ze womun had buzz at the shower and gived me the tasssks of tosssing it out and I did. I toss it right into mu belly. Hic!
Aphmau: Oh, so he's drunk okay. Logan, what happened?
Logan: Goddamit Aphmau control your guards. You call yourself a Lord!? Dale is dancing all over my stand and I can't do anything about it because the guard in charge is drunk off his bum!
Aphmau: Now what is Dale doing?
Dale: Look at me I'm Azura I am secretly in love with Garroth but he don love me! Hic!
Aphmau: What? What!? Okay, I am going to let the scene unfold on it's own. Now back to this. God, what is going on here um,
Crazy Creepy Old Ice Cream Man: Hey you youngin I used to sell (It's all caps to just like Grandpa) Hey you youngin I used to sell ice cream but they stopped me in my old village because I made it out of gunpowder but that just added more boom to the flavor you know. HAHAHA! Say want to try some? It's dirt cheap because I'm poor! Yee-Haww!
Aphmau: Oh my god. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know if I want you to like,
Aphmau opens the trade menu
Aphmau: Spawn Ice Cream Sandwich Creeper. What!? I can buy this, I can buy these things. Oh my god I have. I have.
Aphmau closes the trade menu having bought eighteen Ice Cream Creepers
Aphmau: I don't know what I'm gonna, I'm not putting this anywhere near my. What did he say?
Crazy Creepy Old Ice Cream Man: Now don't be shy buy as much as you'd like. And I think I'll live here. Check....
Aphmau: Okay, and what is that?
Camera zooms in on a Kamado Dragon
Aphmau: What is that? A kamado dragon. What!!! Look at this I want this. Come here dragon,
Aphmau grabs the Kamado Dragon with a golden lasso
Aphmau: I want you. I'm gonna keep you in my lasso and I'm about to put on my helmet because I have no.
Aphmau makes her way back into the village
Aphmau: Okay, okay. Let's find Garroth cause I don't even know how that guy managed to get in here. What's going on? I, Let's just find out where Garroth is. I'm pretty sure he is probably in here.
Aphmau checks in the closest house finding no Garroth and leaves again
Aphmau: Oh god, oh no. I have no idea what to do with these people anymore. Okay, I'm pretty sure my village is screwed. It's got the weirdest assortment of people that I have ever seen in my entire....
Aphmau comes up to the newly built houses
Aphmau: There's Brendan. Let's see what Brendan is up to.
Brendan: Isn't Sasha beautiful? She was so close to touching my hand it almost like we were made for each other.
Aphmau: Uh, yeah. You're being creepy.
Brendan: R-really?! Oh no. Do you think she noticed that? Gah! Stupid Brendan! I'm sorry Aphmau, It's just, she's the first girl I ever.... liked.
Aphmau: Aww! Huh?
Brendan: What I mean is, I don't. Eh, I mean I know everyone thinks of me as the lady-killer. A guy like me with these amazing looks, you probably think I'd have a girlfriend at least once in my life by now but, I'm very shy Aphmau. I don't know how to act around a girl I like...Like.
Aphmau: Awww! That's so sweet.
Aphmau makes her way into Sasha's house
Aphmau: Wow! She's got, Holy Crap! She's got quite the setup here look at this what is going on Sasha?
Sasha: Hey Aphmau. Brendan helped me move into this home. I hope you don't mind.
Aphmau: It's alright I guess.
Sasha: Great! Thank you so much! I have so much stuff! Hm? Where did it come from? Ha, silly I had it shipped over seas here. I study potions in my spare time, it's kind of a hobby of mine. You know some of the best lords in the land have sought me out for instant poison relief remedies in case their food or water gets poisoned? That's how sought after I am. You should consider yourself lucky to have me in your village! Though I would never wish anything like that happed to you!
Aphmau: Uh, okay.
Aphmau leaves Sasha's house and begins checking the other houses
Aphmau: Uh, okay so Garroth is. Wait, wait, wait. Okay, so Donna is here like hugging this wall. What are you doing?!
Donna: You see it too, huh? I don't know Aphmau, something about that Sasha girl doesn't rub me right. She's using Brendan, and I know a thing or two about using men. What you don't think I first took interest in Logan for his looks did ya? He was butt-ugly when I met him! But... using people aside, I've actually come to love Logan and have told him this before. I feel bad about my first meeting him in that manner every day but my problems aside. I'm telling you Aphmau, something about Sasha reminds me of the old me. I'm trying, I'm going to keep an eye on her.
Aphmau: Oh snap. I, uh. I actually kinda see that now. Holy crap, uhm alright. I mean but Donna is that was the case. Here is Sylvia and Kimberly. They're together in that little house right there. I've got to make little house names for everybody. So yeah. Donna if you changed then Sasha can too. I mean. I, I, I. I just want to find Garroth right now at this point. I just want to find Garroth. Hello Dale's wife. Dale's wife is probably, so yeah I would be mad too Dale's wife, yeah Molly. Molly, She looks like, yeah she's annoyed. Yes, I would be annoyed too if my husband was drunk. Like, he's the what? I have no idea where Zenix is. It's been freaking ever and we haven't even launched. I don't Garroth is now. Everything is now, Oh my god there is still balloons here and...
Aphmau makes her way into Brendan's old house where the baby shower was held.
Aphmau: Zoey's here. What's going on?
Zoey: Babies are indeed a blessing. It's a shame I'll never, No. Nothing. Oh Aphmau, I'm sorry. I didn't see you there. Just cleaning up what I can. You should be on your way now.
Aphmau: Oh, she's cleaning up that's so nice of her.
Aphmau leaves the house to continue looking
Aphmau: I can not find Garroth anywhere. I don't even know where the heck he's at. Could he be? I mean I've checked everywhere except for this little house right here.
Aphmau enters Emmalyn's house before seeing Emmalyn and leaving
Aphmau: Let's see oh god. I remember when I used to live with you. I remember those days very well, Emmalyn. Um, yeah. Let's go check on baby Levin while we are at it. I mean, you guys are probably wondering where little Levin is. He's not in my inventory right now. Um, he is at home. Of course he is taking a nap right now. I don't like to carry him around very often because you know crazy things can happen. You don't want anything to, again if you get hit, you have a chance of losing the little baby so I don't want to get hit and accidently lose the baby. And it looks like an endermen has been here.
Aphmau makes her way into her house and down to the basement
Aphmau: Which is not something I want around my house right now, especially since the house exploded in the last creeper explosion. So let's go check on baby Levin and see what's going on here. Uhm, maybe I'll put some of my diamonds aside and all that kind of crazy stuff.
Aphmau enters Levin's room
Aphmau: Speak of the freakin' devil, Garroth!
Garroth: Aphmau a word. I'm sorry I didn't let you know I was coming. I have some news... about Levin's origin.
Aphmau: Oh no. He's holding Levin. Aww, he's holding little Levin it's so cute.
Garroth: Yes. It seems a mother somewhere in the south region, past the ocean has reported her baby boy missing. The reports came in just this morning, seeing as it's so far south they didn't reach us in time. But, I mean, I want to see Levin home safely that is for sure. But I don't trust it Aphmau, so... what I wanted to ask of you is... Will you go and investigate it? I don't want to send Levin on a trip across sea only to find out it's not the same child she's missing. He could get hurt or worse! So I want to ask you Aphmau... will you go and make sure this is her baby? I'll send you with a crystal that contains his image so you can assure her he's safe if he is hers. Just, I need to make sure. Will you do this?
Aphmau: Uh, I kinda grown, attached, to him. (Of course, no he's mine) Uh yeah, I'll be a good person even though it's gonna hurt.
Garroth: Thank you. I know you of all people have the most on the line here. I'll take absolute care of Levin while you are gone, just prepare yourself. I have never been to the south and thank goodness know what is out there.
Aphmau: Aw, no. But I just...
Aphmau leaves Levin's room
Aphmau: Aw, okay, alright. I mean I have diamonds right now. I could upgrade my armor incase anything crazy happens. Ugh, god. So let's see what tools I have. I already have my, I already have diamond stuff here. I'm sure I have my demon sword hanging around somewhere around here. So i'm gonna get all my stuff ready let's make me some pants with the diamond stuff that I have and I'm gonna use the ice cream creeper stuff that I have.. I don't know why I just made a diamond helmet even though I already have one. That was a mistake on my part but you know what I... I am a little emotionally distraught now. So I have to go south, good thing I have a ship. There's my diamond legs I can use those. Uh, alright. So let's put away everything that I don't need like all this. Ahaha, alright. I feel, I don't wanna. Okay, so I have to deal with that I told Garroth that I would take it back. Okay so Garroth, I guess he's in my house. He can stay here for a little while. I'm gonna go test out these ice cream creeper sandwich things.
Aphmau gets in bed
Aphmau: I want to see what they can do.
Aphmau starts making her way away from the house
Aphmau: Maybe they will come in handy for me. Maybe I can eat them or use them I don't know. Let's find a safe place, you know. Let's go. You know what we haven't been to the old lord's place and I'm sure that place is pretty much abandoned by now. I mean we have been there once and it was really super creepy with the journal and stuff. Oh look there is a creeper right there. I think this is a sign we should just do the testing right here. Is that a werewolf because I really don't want to be messing with the werewolves. We have like a nice little relationship with them now and I am not going to screw that up. That looks like it is a werewolf person, yep it's a werewolf person and we are not going to mess with them. Oh look there is another werewolf person here too. Hello. so we are not going to mess with them. Thorgi, I need you to please stand aside. I understand that you love me and want to protect me and we have been through so much but I can not bare the thought of coming close to losing so here take some more of that food.
Aphmau sits Thorgi down and gives him some chicken before moving in the clearing
Aphmau: And let's spawn an ice cream creeper and look at that.
The creeper explodes into ice cream and cookies which Aphmau picks up
Aphmau: Can I eat this? Oh my god.
While talking Aphmau spawns all of the Ice Cream creepers
Aphmau: This guy makes the best ice cream. It doesn't even hurt me. I am so happy right now. Oh my god this is the best. I have mint chocolate chip ice cream. I have vanilla ice cream. I got Orange Sherbet. I got strawberry ice cream. I got chocolate ice cream. I have so much dirt. Chocolate wafer what is that? Ooo, wait a minute. If I do this.
Aphmau opens a crafting chest attempting to make armor from the wafer
Aphmau: Anyway, we know what that does. That is pretty darn cool. I am going to stock up on so much dirt and change it to that crazy. I don't care if he's crazy. I don't care what is going on in his mind. He made creepers into ice cream and that is perfect. He can live in my, he could stay. Shoot he could the freakin' new lord of my village after everything I have heard from my villagers now and after all the craziness that has been going on and all the emotional stuff I just went through. I am perfectly fine giving the old man my monarch clothes and just calling it a day. He can have my village.
Aphmau: I am just joking you guys. I would never do that to my village. These people depend on me and Garroth has put a lot of faith in me. Oh my God, this ice cream is amazing. Old man you can stay here as long as you'd like.
Aphmau: Anyways guys, thank you so much for tuning in to this episode of Minecraft Diaries. I believe I am ready I am probably gonna get a few items before I leave like a few more crazy stuff but I believe the south. I'm a have to do a little mapping. Let's see Shawn Connery doing good and so is Cuddlezilla. Alright, I'm gonna be heading to the south soon it seems so... Anyways guys, thank you for tuning in to this episode of Minecraft Diaries. I look forward to seeing you guys in the next one and seeing what the future will hold for us and for baby Levin. Anyway, guys take care nad have a great, great day. Take Care (Enjoy the ice cream it is the best)