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Eric: Are you sure this is the right place sugar bear?
Sylvanna: Yeah I'm sure. This is where our babies live!!
Eric: Alrighty then!
(Eric runs up to the door and rings the doorbell)
Katelyn: D-DAD!?
Eric: Sugar pea!
(Eric and Sylvanna walk inside)
Katelyn: Dad, it's great to see you but I wasn't expecting a visit so soon! How'd you know where we live?
Sylvanna: Zianna told us! *giggles* She also told me that Aphmau lives here too! Where is my Mija?
Eric: Oh I'm sure we'll find her on the tour of the house! [turns to Katelyn] Come on sugar pea! Show us around!
Katelyn: Alright! Well, if you follow me you'll see that we have a fantabulous eating corner...
(Eric shuts the door then the focus switches to Aaron and Aphmau)
Aaron: Wow! You've done a great job fixing this place up!
Aphmau: I've done a great job? *chuckles* Give yourself some credit!
Aaron: All I did was lift things from one spot to another.
Aphmau: That still helped plus, you've decorated too. I just don't think you realised.
Aaron: Huh? W-what do you mean?
(flashback)
Aphmau: Hmm let's see... right HERE!
(Aphmau places the plant near the top-right side of the table of her angle)
Aphmau: Perfect! *giggles*
(Aphmau leaves the room then Aaron comes down the stairs)
Aaron: Huh? Grrrrrrr!
(Aaron replaces the Cactus near the bottom middle side of the table of his angle)
Aaron: There! Perfect!
(Aaron leaves the room and then it switches the focus to Aphmau and Eli III)
Aphmau: Mmmmmmmmm There! Now you have a high place to stay Eli III! *giggles* Now let me go check on...
(Aphmau's phone goes off)
Aphmau: *gasp* ha! Jumin! *laughs*
(Aphmau leaves then Aaron walks in)
Aaron: Cat tree is off CENTER! Sorry Eli, I-I have to fix this.
Eli III: Meow!
(Aaron moves the cat tree more left than it was before)
Aaron: There! Isn't that better?
Eli III: Meow!
Aaron: Aww [chuckles] You are too cute.
(Aaron leaves the room then it focuses on Aphmau and Celestia)
Aphmau: Okay, this is super important! They say where the pets eat is really king for the function of the house. Or, something like that.
Celestia: Bark bark bark bark!
Aphmau: Okay, I made it up! But that's what I said! Now, the bowl should go... HERE!
(Aphmau places the bowl near the bottom left corner of the table then Aaron walks in)
Aaron: What! N-no not there!
Aphmau: Why not?
Aaron: It's really close to the island table and that's where we normally cook.
Aphmau: Yeah but, any further and I feel so far away from the babies while cooking!
Aaron: It should go here!
Aphmau: That's stupid! IT SHOULD GO HERE!
Aaron: HERE!
Aphmau: *scoff* No HERE!
Aaron: HERE!
Aphmau: HERE!
Aaron: HERE HERE HERE HERE HERE!
Aphmau: HERE HERE!
Aaron: Why don't you leave it RIGHT HERE!?
Aphmau: IT JUST WORKS HERE!
Aaron: IT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!!
Aphmau: LOOK AT THIS! SEE?
Eli III: Meow? (translation: Are they at it again?)
Celestia: Bark! Bark bark. (translation: Yup! They do this a lot.)
(The bowl spills the dog food on the ground)
Aphmau: Right here! Are we settled!?
Aaron: FINE!
Aphmau: FINE!
Aaron: FINE!
Aphmau: FINE!
Eli III: Meow! ( translation: Ugh, humans are so complicated!)
Celestia: Bark bark bark! (translation: FOODS!!!)
(Flashback over)
Aaron: Oh I uh didn't even realise I was doing that...
Aphmau: *giggles* It's okay.
Aaron: Uhm not really...
Aphmau: Huh?
Aaron: This is the first time I've lived with anybody else for a really long time... I guess I'm still getting used to the idea of things being out of place... *sigh* I'm sorry...
Aphmau: Well, if it makes you feel better, it's the first time I've ever uhh decorated actually decorated any place outside of my room...
Aaron: Really?
Aphmau: Yeah! Katelyn and Kawaii-Chan pretty much decorated our old place. My apartment before that was barely furnished. So, it's like something to get used to you know?
Aaron: Huh... Speaking of getting used to things, are you used to me kissing you yet?
Aphmau: [blushes] Huh?!
(The focus switches to Katelyn, Eric and Sylvanna.)
Katelyn: And here, well we're still decorating but that pretty much concludes our house tour!
Sylvanna: It's beautiful! But wait, I didn't see Aphmau's room. Where is she?
Eric: She probably ain't got her stuff unpacked.
Katelyn: Oh, Aphmau that's right. She's-
Sylvanna: She better not be ANYWHERE near that... DEVIL!
Katelyn: Who? Aaron? Nah, I'm sure she's no where near him right now.
(Then it focuses to Eli III)
Eli III: Meow! Meow!
(Eli III unravels Aphmau and Aaron's curtains to show that they are in fact kissing. And now Sylvanna is furious!)
Aphmau: What the- Mom!?
Aaron: Uh- I can explain!
Sylvanna: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
(The intro starts and Aphmau and Aaron are coming down the stairs just for Aphmau to break the front door, how does she have the strength to break down a door? I have no idea ._.)
Aaron: OUR DOOR! W-WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR!?
Aphmau: BECAUSE MY MOM IS COMING HERE RIGHT NOW AFTER SEEING US IN THE HOUSE TOGETHER HOLDING EACH OTHER!!!
Aaron: So you have to break the door!?
Aphmau: I will NOT fall victim to the breaking down doors trope!! NOT THIS SEASON!
Aaron: It's just your mom!
Aphmau: You don't understand! She's like a T-REX when she's mad! FOLLOW ME!!
(Aphmau and Aaron crouch down under the island table)
Aaron: Aph, I don't think this is necessary-
Aphmau: Sh sh shh shhh shh!!
(Sylvania walks in the house, growling exactly like a wild T-Rex)
Sylvanna: Grrrrrrrrr........ grrrrrrrrrrr....... rawr....... grrrrrrrrrrrrrr......... grrrrrrrrrrrrrr *sniff sniff sniff*
(Sylvanna somehow gets on the island table)
Sylvanna: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr........ rawr....... grrrrrrrr........ grrrrrrrrrrr........... grrrrrrrrrrrr.........grrrrrrrrrr......rawr........grrrrrrrrrr.........grrrrrrrrrrr
(Sylvanna jumps off the island table and possibly leaves)
Aphmau: *gasp* I think she's gone.
(Sylvanna pops up behind Aphmau and Aaron)
Sylvanna: I KNEW IT!!
Aaron: Mother of Irene!
Aphmau: AAH!
Sylvanna: I know it was you mija! I KNEW IT!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE WITH THE DEVIL!?
Aphmau: Mom! He's my boyfriend!
Sylvanna: SAME THING!
Aaron: It's great to see you Mrs-
Sylvanna: WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!! YOU'RE TRYING TO GET MY DAUGHTER-
Eli III: Meow!
Sylvanna: OH, a kitty!!
Eli III: Meow!
Aphmau: *gasp* She took the bait! RUN!!
Sylvanna: Not so fast! I'm not that easily distracted like your friend "Cowwy~Chan"! NOW WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL!!
Aphmau: Boyfriend, MOM! *sigh* Jeez! Also, A-Aaron and I..... We uh.... We're living together now... heh...
Sylvanna: *Laughs* Good one Mija! For a second there I thought you said-
Aphmau: Aaron and I, are, living, together.
Sylvanna: W-what!? Why?
Aphmau: Why not?
Sylvanna: He's a BOY!!
Aaron: Man....
(Eric comes inside the house)
Eric: ALL RIGHT, what's going on in here!? I- *GASP*
Sylvanna: That's exactly how I felt Eric! Breathless!
Eric: Sylvanna, look! H-H-HIGHCHAIR!
(The focus switches to the highchair)
Aphmau: Mom, I can explain! We had a baby!
(Sylvanna stares in shock but then it focuses to Sylvanna in an hospital bed)
Eric: Sylvanna!? SYLVANNA WAKE UP!!
Sylvanna: Eric? Oh thank Irene! I had a horrible nightmare where we went to visit Aphmau and Katelyn and found out that Aphmau was living with that monster frisbee-
Eric: Shhhh. Get some rest Sylvanna. You're out of it.
Sylvanna: Thank you Eric! I-
Aphmau: *sigh* It was a dream ma'am!
Sylvanna: *Screams* MIJA! YOU MEAN YOU- AND HE- HAD A- BABY AND DIDN'T TELL ME!?
Aphmau: It wasn't OUR baby. It was a friend and a potion mixup.
Sylvanna: Oh, good, so you two living together was a HUGE mixup too right?
Aphmau: *sigh* Mom, I am a mature woman who is far more than capable to make my own life choices! And moving with Aaron was one of the choices I made.
Sylvanna: Mija! You can't be serious! I mean-
Aphmau: Mom, what did Aaron ever do to you?
Sylvanna: He met you that's a start!
Aphmau: Ma'am!
Sylvanna: Seriously Mija! What about that other boy? That one you dated in high-school? Isn't he still around?
Aaron: You didn't even know anything about Aphmau in high-school. That guy was a-
Sylvanna: Ma'am!
Aphmau: DON'T EVEN BRING- *Grunt* HIM UP! I was young and STUPID back then. I don't even consider him a real boyfriend!
Sylvanna: Ah! But I remember you being his girlfriend!
Eric: Sugar Bear, that's kind of rude. If she didn't consider him a boyfriend then there must be a reason.
Sylvanna: Well I thought he was nice.
Aphmau: Of course you did. And not Aaron who actually cares about me.
Sylvanna: What was that?
Aphmau: *grunt* Mom! Look, what I'm getting at is, I've moved in with Aaron. My first real boyfriend! I've known him for a long time. And he means a lot to me. And, if you don't like it, well, DEAL WITH IT! *scoff*
(Aphmau leaves the room then Aaron gets a pair of MLG glasses)
Aaron: What she said!
(Aaron leaves the room)
Eric: *whistles* Well uh looks like she has her mind up.
Sylvanna: Hm, she's stubborn. But I'm not going to let my Mija fall into his hands so easily!
Eric: *laughs* Sylvanna, come on! What are you going to do? It's not like you could just move into the neighbourhood all of the sudden out of nowhere and drag me along with your shenanigans.
Sylvanna: Hmmmmmmmm.....
(It now focuses to Sylvanna and Eric successfully moving into their new house)
Katelyn: You guys can't be serious! You're moving in!?
Sylvanna: *laughs* We sure are! We went through a lot of crazy things to move into here but, well, here we are!
Katelyn: Dad, you're living with Sylvanna!?
Eric: Yep! Oh, and don't worry. I'll be by everyday to visit you, Sugar Pea.
Katelyn: Dad!! Well I'm happy for you about having someone to spend time with but I am a grown woman!
Eric: Nope! You're still my tiny little Sugar Pea!
Katelyn: D-ughhhh.
Aphmau: Mem!?
Sylvanna: Hey there, new neighbour!
Aphmau: Mom! You- BOUGHT HOUSE!? THIS ONE!?
Sylvanna: Yes we did! And now I can keep an eye on you and your.... roommate....
Aphmau: Boyfriend!!
Sylvanna: Ughhh
Kacey: Boyfriend ,huh? No one told me about this.
(Kacey comes out of the moving van)
Katelyn: Kacey!? OH MY IRENE KACEY!?
(Katelyn and Kacey hug)
Katelyn: KACEY, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE IN TOWN!?
Kacey: Yeah sis, I'm here to help Dad and Sylvanna move in. *chuckles nervously* Hey Aphmau it's great to see ya.
Aphmau: Kacey! Wow I haven't seen you since, FOREVER!
Kacey: Yeah, it's been a while.
Aphmau: *giggles* Oh, let me introduce you to Aaron. Uh, I don't think you two have ever met. Uh Kacey, this is Aaron, Aaron, Kacey.
Aaron: Hey! Nice to meet you.
Kacey: Same.
Aphmau: Kacey is one of Katelyn's three brothers. He was a good friend of mine in high school.
Katelyn: Yep, and from what I remember, you had a little crush on Aphmau didn't ya, Squeakers?
Kacey: T-HEY! DON'T CALL ME THAT! Not in front of Aph...
Aphmau: *giggles* But that was a cute nickname for ya.
Kacey: Yeah, when I was little.
Katelyn: You're still my little bro.
Kacey: *chuckles* You know, it's great to hear that from you, sis! I missed you a lot.
Katelyn: Awww I missed you too!
Kacey: We should catch up! Wanna help me move dad in?
Katelyn: You bet! Then maybe later we could play some soccer.
Kacey: Oh, you are so on!
Katelyn: Wanna join us for that later you guys?
Aphmau: Yeah, for sure! We gotta get back home but we'll catch up!
Aaron: Yeah, uh, getting home sounds nice. I feel like something here is watching me right now...
(Sylvanna stares into Aaron's soul)
Aphmau: *giggles* Let's go! See ya guys later! And, Kacey, it was great to see you again!
Kacey: You too Aphmau! And, Aaron, great to meet ya. Take care!
Aaron: You too!
Katelyn: Still got a crush on your big sister's friend?
Kacey: Uh-hey! It's not like that! She's got a boyfriend now!
Katelyn: I'm just teasing ya. Man, it is so good to see you again! You don't even know!
Kacey: Same, sis! Say, did you dye your hair a lighter blue from your natural blue? It looks great!
Katelyn: Nah, I just added lighter blue highlights.
(Then it focuses on Aphmau and Aaron standing next to their house)
Aphmau: *sigh* Well, my mom is moving in.
Aaron: Perfect.
Aphmau: What?
Aaron: Well, now I get a chance to show your mom how much I care about you.
Aphmau: Yeah, but-
Aaron: Ugh, she'll only get to us if we let her. Let's look at this in a positive way.
Aphmau: Hmm, you're right! Besides, she's just one more to the interesting neighbours we have.
(Then it focuses to Zane and Laurance, arguing like an old married couple, again >;( .)
Zane: Ugh, you ate my CEREAL, Laurance!
Laurance: Yeah, that's what you get for eating my Clucky Charms!
Zane: They didn't have your name on it!
Kawaii~Chan: Kawaii~Chan found so many kitties!
(Then it focuses to Aphmau and Aaron)
Aaron: Yeah *chuckles*. Come on. Let's go watch Netflix.
(The video ends)