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Minecraft Diaries Origins [Ep.4] - GO FORTH MY MINIONS!
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Jess: Hey, guys! Aphmau here, and welcome to Minecraft Diaries! Today, guys, we have a lot in store which includes raising a spider army and fighting the Evil Queen. So let's go ahead, um, as you can see, I am currently spider-fishing. Yes, spiders do fish. We fish for, um, for food. And-- Well, we don't really fish. We just-- I-It's just a hobby that spiders take up. I mean, I'm not really sure. I know I need pufferfish. I was fishing because I need pufferfish in order to make some Poison Web, but we'll get into that in a little bit. Um, now, before we begin, one thing I wanted to address is this is probably going to be the last episode that we do with the Spider Queen mod and that is because I want to go ahead and jump into other mods, guys. Um, the Spider Queen mod has been a blast and it's been really fun, but I've noticed that I've been neglecting my human children, um, for quite some time, and I want to go ahead and start to get back to being a human. And I'm looking forward to it, but I wanna show off some of the things with the Spider Queen mod. (pronouncing "L"s with slight accent) Now, don't worry, like I said, I wanna get into other mods as we go along and I'm planning on keeping Minecraft Comes Alive in as long as I possibly can. (speaking in regular accent) Sorry for the little accent there. I'm, uh, kind of getting into my Spider Queen-human ways, kind of trying to go back to being a human. But yes, like I said, I wanna keep Minecraft Comes Alive in this series as long as possible-- And ooh, I caught another pufferfish! Uh... but sometimes Minecraft Comes Alive might not be compatible with other mods and I just want you guys to know that. So if a mod is not compatible with it, I will do that mod and then I will see if the next mod that I do is compatible with Minecraft Comes Alive. But, for the time being, I'm going to go ahead, and let's go ahead and be the Spider Queen and raise our Spider Army. Um... I also wanna address another thing, that my children, my children... Ash had apparently passed away in the last episode and I was not able to see that because of the thing going on with my eye right now. I-I'm a little-- My vision's a little blurry right now. But... he will be missed, and that's what happens when you go out into the tall grass without Pokémon. So let me go ahead and eat a little bit 'cause I'm getting a little hungry, I noticed. Um, all right, so let's go ahead and begin. Remember, guys, to drop a like because that absolutely helps. Um, it shows your support for the series...? Whoa, what's goin' on down there? Whoa... These spiders wanna leave likes. (chuckles) Oh, that's terrible, that's terrible. I don't know where these spiders came from. What are these spiders doing here? Oh, there's a Queen here. Okay, this Queen's pretty cool with me. She's not an Evil Queen, but, uh... The Evil Queen might come. Um... So let's go ahead and get started. So as you can see, I have my own Spider Army down here. Um, I also made the place a little bit more spider-looking, as you can see. Uh, this spider's not mine, but if you wanna join me, hey, you totally can. Oh, you wanna join me too? Aw, cool. All right, so I got a little Spider Army, uh, recruit thing going on here. You guys show 'em the ropes. So as you can see, um, I already have some prisoners here. Um, I have a lovely villager... Whoa! I just ate that villager. That is totally not what I wanted to do. Okay. So now that I've replaced the villager with another villager, I have a villager here. Sorry about that. I don't know my own spider strength. I have a blaze, a cocooned blaze, I have a cocooned enderman, a cocooned ghast, as well as a horse and a wolf. Now, a few things before I continue on with this. Uh, the ghast, and the blaze, and the villager I went ahead and spawned in because, um, I wanna save going to the Nether for another mod. The Nether I kind of feel is something super special, so I wanna go ahead and wait on doing that, so I brought in the ghast and I brought in the blaze. Um... to get the ghast, it's actually very, very, very difficult to do that because you need Flame Web which you get by getting the spider that the blaze produces. Um, so just so you know, the ghast is very, very, very hard, very hard to cocoon. Um... All righty. So, without further ado-- Oh. Uh, hello, fellow Spider Queen. How are you doing today? (high-pitched voice) Oh, I'm doing just fine! Thank you! (normal speaking voice) Oh... good. I hope you don't plan on staying here for very long because, uh, I might have to kill you! Ha-ha, ha-ha! Spider Queen humor. (mumbles) I'm really gonna kill her. (normal speaking volume) Okay, all right. So I have my Spider Queen-y stuff and as you can see, I obviously made my little walkway bigger because I don't think my spiders will be able to fit in, um, the last walkway that I had. So I went ahead and expanded it and also I got rid of the door, expanded the door, and, uh, basically moved everything around. I also got my Spider Bed to work and I think it was because of the kind of wood that I used before. It wasn't letting the Spider Bed work for some reason, so I just went ahead and remade the whole thing and it sort of just started working, so I-I just went with it. Um... I also have these. This-- This lovely bedtime snack. Well, two bedtime snacks, actually. So, let's go ahead and begin. I wanna go ahead and start building my army, so I have eggs in here already. I also spent a ton of time off-camera, guys, making the Evil Queen very upset. So... that way, when I'm ready to fight her, which I am ready-- Well, I will be ready very soon after my eggs spawn-- Um, I will be able to defeat her, or hopefully defeat her, and be victorious as the Spider Queen. I'll be the alpha Spider Queen or something like that. Now, the ghast, I'm going to go ahead and take him and put him outside so I can get a little Ghost. I'm afraid that... uh, the little Ghost that the ghast spawns will not be able to fit inside of my cave. Also, I think the Ghost, you can ride him, so I don't know if I'll be able to ride him considering I have a very big butt. So I'm gonna go ahead and leave the spider egg and this ghast right here. I hope nobody from the village sees it. Um... All right, so I have my eggs and my little army hatching down there. I should go ahead and, uh, put-- Oh, I forgot to put the eggs next to the wolf and the horse. Now-- Oh, wait, no, I did. I totally did. Oh, wait, except for the wolf. I didn't do that to the wolf. All right, there-- Wait. Wait. (gasps) Did you hatch already? Oh! Look, it's a little Wolf Spider! Oh, my gosh, it's adorable! All right, this poor wolf. Oh, I love wolves. So I can't believe the wolf-- (cries) All right, so what if I put the spider egg next to the Spider Queen? Are you like a Spider Queen babysitter? That'd be really awesome. All right, so I have a little army brewing up. And, um... I'm gonna go ahead and go upstairs, uh, to see my husband and check in on everyone and see how everyone is doing. Um, hopefully, they will know that I am not going to be the Spider Queen anymore and I will be able to dedicate my time to them. Or at least some of my time. I'm going to be-- I-I have work to do, you know. I gotta-- I gotta look at some mods and things like that. So, husband, um... Did you know about Ash and FemShep? "I love it when you tell me your adventuring stories." (chuckles) I didn't tell you anything, husband! I told you about our children-- Ohh! Katniss! Oh... "Hey, Mom!" Hi, Shepard! Hi, Katniss! You're so grown-up already! Children... grow up fast. Oh, my goodness. Um, Katniss, how are you today? Aww, she's doing well! She totally gets me. Shepard, how about you? How are you today? "Yes, we should go hunting." Okay, well, um... Shepard, I am a little scared for you and Katniss. I'm not gonna do anything with you and Katniss just yet because I'm afraid that you guys are going to meet your doom and I don't want that to happen. All right? So you guys stay here, you stay put, um... Husband, you take care of the children because I'm a little worried. Do you have a weapon? Uh, you totally have a weapon. All right, so you protect the children with that. Children, you guys stay here until, um... Okay, so you're temporarily grounded for no reason. That's because I just wanna protect you. All righty! I've done my duties. So let's go back. Um... All right, so the Spider Queen will--
[Ghast noises.]
Jess: What was that? What was that? Did you hear that? Was that my little--? (gasps) Ohh, look at my little--! Oh, how cute! Look at him! Wait... is he cute? Oh! He's so cute! Oh, my gosh! All right, all right. Um... I think I can ride him by-- Okay. Oh, there we go! Ohh! Oh, my gosh! So I can fly in the air? Oh, my gosh! He sounds like a little giggly baby. Do you hear that? Oh, my gosh.
[Ghast noises.]
Jess: (chuckles) He's so cute. All right. So, little ghast, you stay right here, all right? You stay out of sight. You stay protected.
[Ghast gurgling and purring.]
Jess: Oh, you're so cute. He sounds like a... baby cat or something like that. I don't know. All right, so the sun's going down and I need to be careful. Ooh, my army. Is that-- Are you in my army? You better not be running away. Little ghast, you stay right there. All right, so let's go ahead and go down and see how the army is doing. All right, so I have my Infernal Spider, I have my, um... Oh, Spider Queen is still there. Ooh! Ooh. Okay, whoa, whoa. What's goin' on here? All right, so I think a-- All right, so... Does that-- Is that an Evil Queen? Is that an Evil Queen? I don't even know what's going on anymore. Oh, my gosh. All right, so there's two Spider Queens. I have, uh... a zombie, I have an enderman, um... I-I-- Does Enderman-- What are you doing here? Oh, that-- Ooh-kay! Okay! Okay, buddy... Calm down. Calm down. Ooh! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Spider Army is doing a really good job right now. Ohh! Oh, what is this? This is my-- Oh, this is my Rider Spider! Oh, my gosh. This comes from the horse, guys. So that's super cool. Um... All right, so the zombie I don't think is gonna bother me. Oh, gosh, everything's so crowded. All right, so I have my Rider Spider, I have the Spider Queens in here, I have the skeletons... Um, okay. So I am absolutely ready. I am totally ready to destroy these Evil Queens. Or they're not really evil, they're more, like, uh... Passive Queens, but I still don't like them and I'm going to destroy them 'cause they kind of just intruded in my Lair. When you go into a spider's territory, you better expect to get caught in the web. Ha-ha-ha! All righty. Okay, Evil Spider Queens! Uh, are you guys ready? Are you guys ready? This is the first time that we're going to take-- All right, how about we practice on this zombie that the, uh, zombie faction sent us? Whoooh! Whoa, my spiders are deadly. All right, let's get this skeleton! Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh, wow. All right, so let's go ahead and get the Spider Queens, then. They're just kinda chilling on my bed. I don't really appreciate that, so get 'em! Yeah!! (laughs evilly) Whoo, look at that, look at 'em go! All right, so get that Queen too! All right!! Yeah, they're trying to get my food and my place! No ya'll don't! All right, so I'm just gonna help-- Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't mean to hit my own spiders. Okay. All right. So I think they've got that Spider Queen. Um... Ooh, I'm getting a little hungry. That's not a good sign. All righty, so get that Spider Queen! Ha-ha! All right. All right, Army! You guys are doing-- Oh, wait, is something killing me? Oh, hey, you, get away. All right, so that Spider Queen had a little minion try to attack me. That was not cool. Um, all right, so now... that I have my lovely, little army here, I'm going to go ahead and take them up to the surface world, and hopefully everything will go perfectly fine, nobody will get caught, uh, in a web, of lies... right, Creeper Spider? Um... All right, so let's go ahead and get started. Uh... (mumbles incoherently) All right. This is the first time I've ever led a Spider Army and I'm a little bit nervous about it. I also hear an enderman around. I hope I don't get ender-stabbed or anything like that. All right, let's go. Let's go, my little Spider Army! Everyone to the top. Everyone be careful, please. Be careful. (stammering) Watch your-- Watch your, uh... watch your little legs. All right, everyone's coming up perfectly fine. I'm just a little worried 'cause I don't know if I made the opening big enough. All right, are you guys-- Are you guys cool? Are you guys cool to come up? Is everyone-- Wait, did someone just die? Who killed someone? That's not cool, Spider Army. You guys are supposed to work as a team. All right, come on. Come on. You guys got it. All right, just gotta make sure-- Okay, the skeleton-- Are you gonna attack me? Oh, gosh, the skeleton's attacking me. Okay, uh-- Wait, that's another spider. T-That's not a-- All right, attack him! Get him! Destroy the spider! Sorry about that, folks. I had a little bit of lag issue there, but I'm perfectly fine now and my Spider Army-- That's not a-- That spider is not in my army! Okay, all right, that spider is not in my army. Um, I hope that spider doesn't hit me because I probably will die. Um, let's see, all right. So there we go-- Aah! I did die. Okay. All right, that's perfectly fine. My Spider Army will wait for me. All right, so anybody who did not make it up the first round, come on up. Let's go... now that everyone is perfectly fine and can fit through here and everyone-- The whole crowd is, like, up here. All right. So now I have... my little Spider Army. Oh, there's an enderman. Oh, my gosh. All right, so there's a spider right there. Spider Army, attack that spider! I don't wanna hit my own spiders. That's the bad part. Okay, so wow. My Spider Army literally destroyed that spider. All right. All right, look at my little beauties. Let's go ahead and get going, guys. Oh, that enderman's right there. I don't wanna really deal with an enderman right now. Um... Good thing about dying is that my health is replenished and I don't have to worry about feasting right now. But one thing that I did wanna show you guys... Um, let's see, so where's my Flame Spider? There you are. So if I right-click him... I'll get something called Flame Web. And it's really cool because what is does is it basically shoots fire, so I can set anything on fire that I want, like that enderman or that creeper... Let's see if I can hit the enderman. Ohh! Okay. We messed with the wrong enderman, I think, guys. Let's go ahead. Come on, let's go. Ooohh... Where is it? I hate the noise, it's so loud. It's so loud. But we can take him on. We can totally take him on because we've taken on an enderman before. All right. So let's go ahead and continue... There's another web that I wanna show you. It's called the Poison Web. And it's cool because you can make a very nice trap with it. So let's say I wanted to trap that creeper. I can go ahead and, uh... Let's see. Oh, oh, oh! Did I hit my son? How did that even happen?! He's in--! (blows raspberry; sputters) I don't even know how that happens, guys. I-I accidentally hit my son with the spider web that, um... that I apparently can shoot through walls! Which is kinda cool if I could do that, but, uh... t-that totally wasn't me, Shepard! It was one of my spiders in the Spider Army. You guys are going to have to take the blame for this one. All right, but as you can see, I have my-- (chuckles) Aww... I am just so proud of the army that I've raised. All right, so I have my little Rider Spiders and these come from the horses. Now, what they do is you can right-click them, you can totally right-click on them, and they will, like-- They will, like, caddie you around and, you know... make sure that you get to your destination perfectly safe. And, uh... they're basically adorable. Okay, enough fawning over the little, adorable spiders. Let's go ahead and get super serious. Next we have the Infernal Spider and if you right-click on him whenever he's glowing like that, he'll give you these Flame Webs which are used to catch the ghasts. And, uh, then we have the Creeper Spiders which explode. We have these spiders which come from regular villagers, and as I said before, I had to spawn in the villagers because, obviously, I cannot use these villagers to make this spider. I've tried, trust me, I've tried off-camera, but it wasn't working, so I went ahead and just spawned in a villager. I tried for a very long time. But basically you can right-click him and you can store awesome-- I have a lot of web-- You can store really cool stuff in him, so you can have a spider eye or whatever you need and he can follow you around. Um... What other spider? We have the Wolf Spider-- I don't think that's the Wolf Spider. That might be the skeleton one. But, we have the Wolf Spider that can run around and distract enemies while the other spiders attack the enemies. So, all right, so my Spider Army's here... And what other spiders do we have? I think I've covered everything. I'm not sure if-- I-I-- Yeah, I feel like we covered everything. We obviously have the Tank Spider who wasn't able to make it up the stairs because his butt was so big, and then we have, um... the ghast. Where's my ghast at? Did the ghast-- Did my ghast just, like, float off? Oh, wait, is that him over there? Is that my little ghast? This is not my spider. That's not my little ghast. That's, uh, that's a dead human. So my ghast is somewhere, but you guys saw the I was able to fly on him which was super adorable. I hope he's okay. I'm pretty sure something might've happened to him, but i-it's okay. It's okay, he'll come back. He'll come back. All right, so now that I have my Spider Army, let's go ahead and start attacking things. So attack that skeleton! Oh, look at them go! They're doing a really good job at this. Oh. Oh, they cocooned him! That's right! The little Ender Spiders, they will totally cocoon anything for you. So now that I have a snack, I can go ahead and take a bite. Thank you. All righty. Now I gotta get rid of that because that's littering. Oh, I'm so sorry, Tank Spider! Are you mine? I cannot tell. There's so many spiders around. But he's following me, so you're my Tank Spider. All right, so let's keep going... and see what else we can find. Let's go hit the creeper because why not? All right, are you guys okay? Don't-- Don't let him explode. Remember, don't let him explode. That's a terrible thing to do. Ooh! Ooh, okay, all right. Next we have the, uh, the skeleton... so let's go ahead and hit him and see what happens, if they can get him. Oh, wait. The creeper-- Ooh, the creeper did not explode. He was cocooned. All right, so I'm gonna go ahead and eat you. All right, there we go. Then get rid of this because it's not nice to litter. All right, so let's go check out other mobs and see what we can do. Um, it's daytime, so let's go ahead and test out my bed because last episode I was not able to do it due to a malfunction with the bed... which was just me using the wrong wood. But, uh, all righty. So come here, guys. Let's go ahead and put this down. You guys stay right there. You be safe. I'm going to go ahead and go downstairs and take a nap so we can do some spider things at night. You guys take care of each other because we're in an army. All right. Oh, oh, oh, wait a minute! Where did you come from?! Hey, that was not nice! Getting into my house like that... Okey-dokey, let's go ahead and go to bed. Go to bed... 'cause we're the Spider Queen and we wanna-- We wanna take a nap. (yawns) Whoo! All righty. Uh, I had spent some time off-camera making the Evil Queen upset, but since I had that little connection issue there, my data had all reset, uh, to zero. So I am on good standing with the Evil Queen even though I killed a few rival Queens in the beginning. So let's go ahead and keep go-- Ooh, there's a regular spider! So, killing regular spiders will get you on a bad status with the Evil Queen, which is fine. (gasps) That creeper almost took out my army! Oh, gosh. (chuckles) I do not-- I do not wanna be on the bad side of the creepers. I might just wanna stop bugging creepers. But until then, let's go ahead and, uh, continue to... take down other mobs, and spiders. Look at those spiders. There're so many of them! Oh, my gosh, it's like an infestation of spiders. Get him! Ha-ha! Yes... my army is coming along very nicely. Let's keep on going-- Let's go to the desert. And let's not bother my village. We'll be, like, the spider protectors of the village or something like that. Like, the... SPD. Spider Protection Department. Ha-ha. All right, skeletons... Go ahead and take out the skeletons. I don't think we have anything to worry about with the skeletons. Your queen is getting hungry! Cocoon him! I said-- I said cocoon him, not-- ...Not destroy him. Okay, well... Oh, it looks like another Queen has been around here. (sing-song) That's not a good thing. (normal speaking voice) All right. Ooh, wait, is that-- Is that--? (stammers) T-That's not our spider, is it? Uh... I cannot tell! There's so many spiders. You just-- You just really can't tell. All right. Destroy the skeleton. Ha-ha-ha. Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, spider! Kill the spider! I mean, don't kill you guys. Kill the bad spider. N-Not the good spiders. Oh, wow. Oh, things are getting a little hectic here. Oh, man. I better run! All right, I should help out my spiders with cocooning things. Or killing things. There we go. All right, wow. Look at all the little Ender Spiders. There's so many of 'em. But so cute! Aww! All right, so I'm gonna go ahead and get some more Flame Web and let me grab some of this. All righty. So let's-- I need to eat something because I'm obviously not doing-- Oh! The pig is on fire! (chuckles) Oh, no! Can I cocoon it? Can I--? Okay, oh, good. Good, good, good. All right, um... Well, I think that fire might spread to my village, but I think it's okay if I leave it there for the time being. Yeah, I think that's perfectly fine. Oh, hey, Vannessa--! Bye, Vannessa... Okay. All righty. Now what do we do as a--? I think this is-- Are my spiders dying in the... Are they dying in the--? (chuckles) They're dying in the flame-- You guys have to totally come over here. Come on, come on. Spider Queen needs to lead you. Okay, so who is still alive? Can I get a show of legs? Okay, so I have a Creeper Spider and an Infernal Spider, which is perfectly fine. I can make do with this. I can totally make do with this, I think. Um... Oh, skeletons. I'm going to need to eat your innards, if that's okay. All right, got that. Hunt! With the tiny, little army that I have now, let's go ahead and start at least destroying a few more skeletons. I think that's appropriate. Come on, you guys can do it, I believe in you. Oh, look, is that my Ender--? That's totally my Ender-- (gasps) My Ender Spider! You're dead! Whew, okay. All right, so is everyone here? Everyone accounted for? Well, okay, so I have the two little Ender Spiders and my Creeper Spiders and my Inferno Spider. So I think I did pretty well for leading an army for the first time for a Spider Queen, which I'm very proud. You guys are now dismissed and you may go and have your own little Spider Armies and form your own little Spider Clans and families and things like that. Well, guys, thank you so much for joining me for this episode of Minecraft Diaries! Remember to leave a like, guys. It totally helps, and I will see you next time! Until then, stay-- Stay-- (chuckles) Stay away from the spiders! Please don't kill mine! Take care!
[Outro Music]
THE END