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| Episode 2 | |||||
| Post Date |
December 7, 2016 | ||||
| Duration |
11:05 | ||||
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TRANSCRIPT--
["Secret Surprise" by Spectacles Wallet and Watch playing.]
Gene: (nervously) Aw, man... Is she looking at me?
Sasha: Gene, calm down! She isn't even looking at you. Just act normal and eat your lunch.
Zenix: What are you talking about, Sasha?! She's totally looking at him!
Sasha: Zenix...
Gene: Great! How am I supposed to face her?!
Sasha: Are you still paranoid about the "kiss on the cheek at the movies" thing?
Gene: (embarrassed) No!
Zenix: He totally is...
Sasha: He definitely is.
Gene: (shyly) It's just... How am I supposed to look at her after... that?
Zenix: With your eyes?
Gene: (through gritted teeth) Not helping, Zenix!
Zenix: Then don't ask me for relationship advice. I'm just a man with a peanut butter sammich. Om-nom-nom-nom-nom-nom!
Sasha: Hmm... How about we ask someone who's popular with the girls? Hey, Zane!
[Ethereal music plays.]
Zane: Yes?
(The screen glazes over and pauses, and Katelyn, Aphmau, and Zane walk in front of it)
Aphmau: (chuckles) Whoa! Zane?! Is that you?!
Katelyn: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Now that's a hunk!
Zane: Hey, first off, I already look like this guy. So whatever you're seeing in this alternate universe is just a mirror of the real me.
Aphmau: I thought this was a universe where we have opposite personalities.
Zane: No, this is a universe where everything is stupid! Like you, you stupid, sexy Zane! (yells) I hate you! (angry grumbling) He's probably got a horrible personality anyway!
Katelyn: Someone's jelly...
Sasha: Zane! Can we borrow you for a second?
Gene: (whisper-yells) Don't get him involved in this!
Zane: Hey, guys! How've you all been?
Zenix: We've been great!
Sasha: Just fine!
Gene: (quietly) Good...
Zane: Huh? Is Gene okay? He's usually a bit more talkative than this.
Sasha: That's what I called you over here to talk about. So, this past Friday, we ended up taking the Shadow Knight gang to the movies and, um...
Zenix: Aphmau kissed Gene on the cheek!
Zane: Whoa. That is intense. Honestly, I can't imagine her doing that. Are you sure that happened?
Gene: It did. I don't know what I should do.
Zane: Well, if I were you, I'd approach her about it. Maybe that would clear your mind.
Gene: I can't! That's... just not a door I wanna open. I don't think I'm ready for a girlfriend...
Zane: (bursts out laughing) No one said anything about dating her! You're sure jumping the gun on this one, huh? (laughs) I'm just saying, it bothers you, you should ask her about it. Either way, I'm not going to tell you what to do. That's just a piece of advice.
Sasha: Thanks, Zane. I think that's what Gene needed to hear.
Zane: Well, I'm glad to help. Let me know how things go. Now, if you guys excuse me, I need to get to soccer practice.
Girls: (squealing) Aah! Zane! Oh-my-God, oh-my-God, oh-my-God! You're so cool! He's so hot! Oh, he's so dreamy!
Gene: I don't get how Zane does it. He's the most popular guy in school and he's got all the girls all over him. How is he not a complete mess like me right now?!
Sasha: Well, Zane is a popular guy with everyone. He means well and he's just a great guy overall.
Zenix: Not to mention he volunteers at the local puppy hospital. They only let the nicest of people work there.
Sasha: Not to mention he has a hot bod. Ooh... (giggles)
Gene: Sasha... Your fangirl is showing.
Sasha: Whoops! Sorry. I just like to admire a beautiful person when I see them. (giggles)
Zenix: Can you not do it around my peanut butter sandwich?
Sasha: Didn't you finish it?
Zenix: I have more than one, you know! How rude!
Aphmau: Hey.
Gene: Gah!!! (He gets up and runs away) (Side note, in the background, the Dan guy from MyStreet Season 2 who pretends to be Dante is eating lunch)
Aphmau: What was that about?
Garroth: Guy doesn't know how to handle his emotions.
Laurance: That, or he's afraid of cooties. ...What?
Aphmau: Ugh, you idiot.
(Camera turns to show him, hiding around the corner)
Gene: (panting) Phew... I-I don't think I can face her. Ugh! What's wrong with me?! How does a guy like Zane deal with these kinds of things? It's so embarrassing! (groans)
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["Little Bumble Bee" by Leimoti playing.]
[Students cheering and chattering.]
(Camera shows the soccer field, where Zane is playing soccer)
[Crowd gasping.]
Girls: (squealing & screeching) Oh, my God! Did you see him score that goal? Oh, Zane! Oh, he's so dreamy! Is there anything he can't do? He's perfect. He's just perfect. Everything he does is perfect. I love him the most. I love him more than anyone has ever loved anyone. Because I just... He's just amazing.
Zane: (breathing heavily) Huh?
Katelyn: (walking over to Zane) Hi, Zane-kun!
Zane: Katelyn~Chan? What are you doing here?
Katelyn: Duh, it's free period for us, remember? We have that group project we're supposed to be working on...?
Zane: Oh, right! Sorry, I forgot. I'll be there soon!
Katelyn: Perfect. Also, your gal pal will be there.
Zane: Heh, right. See you then!
Katelyn: (giggles and leaves)
Aphmau: (watching from the bleachers with the other Shadow Knights) (chuckles) Man... Garroth, if you can look past how perfect your brother is, he's hot.
Laurance: Why can't you be that cool?
Garroth: (angsty tone of voice) Ugh, don't say that! I'm so tired of living in his shadow!
Aphmau: Then don't.
(Screen glazes over again and pauses, and Garroth and Zane walk in front of it from opposite sides)
Zane: (laughing maniacally) Oh, this is too good!
Garroth: Hey, that's not me!
Zane: Oh, yes it is! It's Alternate-You! (continues laughing maniacally)
Garroth: First off, this guy has no sense of style. Look at his hair! It's hideous!
Zane: (laughs then stops abruptly, an stammers) Hey... His hair looks like my hair! (Not really)
Garroth: My statement still stands. Also, Aphmau would never be that evil.
Zane: This is an alternate universe, Garroth.
Garroth: Uh-huh... Well... All I'm going to say is, Upsidedown-Zane is just legit! He seems like a nice guy.
Zane: Hey!
Garroth: (giggling)
Zane: (growling angrily) Just continue the story!
(They walk off from the directions that they came, and the screen un-glazes and plays)
Aaron: (nasally nerd voice) Hey, guys!
Aphmau: (annoyed) Ugh... it's you.
Aaron: I just wanted to tell you guys--
Aphmau: (chuckles spitefully) Whatever you're going to say... just stop. I'm not letting you join the Shadow Knights and that's final.
Aaron: But I--!
Aphmau: Get lost.
(Aaron walks away, and passes the other side of the bleachers, where Travis and Dante are sitting and talking)
Travis: (coolly) Man... that's cold.
Dante: (sluggishly) Dude... Have you ever, like... thought that maybe, just maybe, somewhere in the universes that, like... Aphmau would be nice?
Travis: (sluggishly) What?? Pfft... Man, you crazy.
Dante: (chuckling) Right! Crazy!
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Zane walks over to where Kawaii~Chan and Katelyn are sitting, studying)
Zane: Hey, guys.
Kawaii~Chan: Hey! Gee, I thought I was into sports, but missing a study group for soccer practice, Zane?
Zane: Sorry, heh, I forgot.
Katelyn: Either way, you're here now, so let's begin!
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(Zane walks down the hallway after the study group, and sees Ivy, so he walks over to her)
["Careful Motion" by Spectacles Wallet and Watch playing.]
Zane: Hey, Ivy.
Ivy: (soft-spoken) Hey...
Zane: How've you been?
Ivy: Good. Why?
Zane: I'm sorry about your--
Ivy: Stop! Just because you were there to see that doesn't mean I want your sympathy!
Zane: Ivy... (He hugs Ivy, making her blush) I just want you to know... I see lots of owners lose their fur-babies at the puppy hospital. Just know that, if you feel like you're alone... you can always talk to me.
Ivy: T-Thank you.
Zane: Here. I-I got this for you. (He hands her a dog plush)
Ivy: (surprisedly) Zane!
Zane: It can never replace the real one, but... If it helps, you can cuddle it. That's what I did when our family dog passed.
Ivy: Thank you so much!
Zane: (smiles) Don't mention it. (He walks off)
Ivy: (to herself) Why am I blushing...?
Aphmau: (from across the hallway (How on earth did she hear what Ivy said?)) Ha-ha! You're in love, nerd!
Garroth: So are you!
Aphmau: Shut up!
(The screen glazes over again, and Zane and Aphmau walk out in front of it)
Zane: (yelling angrily) All right, all right! You fangirls don't get used to this! That Zane isn't me! He's just a more popular, handsomer, toned version of me! Don't go leaving my fanbase because of him! ...W-Wait. Stop! Where are you going?! Fine! Leave!! I'll go get my own fangirls! Hmph!
Aphmau: Hehe! Your mom doesn't count as a fangirl, Zane.
Zane: (screaming) Grraagghhhh!!! (growls, angry grumbling) Stupid alternate universe where everything is just messed up and upside down! Everything is just crazy. They could've just used me before! I mean... I liked the part where I'm better than Garroth here, but still!
[Outro Music]
THE END